shit talker

People that have no lives, want attention, make up stuff about others to make them seem bad, and judge others:)

Shit talker to a friend: Ew she's so ugly.
Friend: I know, ew.

by <<3 May 15, 2006

taser bomb

a cop prank. when cops pull up to talk to each other in there patrol cars they park side by side and one turns the taser on for its 5 second cycle, throws it in the other cops lap, and rolls up his window.

haha frank you so got taser bombed

by the jon law March 22, 2010

Fly by Talker

A person that makes a comment to you as they are walking by, but the time you realize they are talking to you they are gone.

Mike's such a Fly by Talker, by the time I realize he's talking to me he's gone.

by TZims October 28, 2011

upper tanker

Taking a shit in the upper tank of a toilet. Also known as "2000 Flushes Brown" and "The Gift That Keeps On Giving"

The people at that fondue party were such fuckin' pricks that I had no choice but to give 'em the old upper tanker.

by montez May 8, 2003

Close Talker

Someone who gets to close to another person while talking to them.

I had to look at that guy cross eyed when he was talking to me,he's one of those Close Talkers.

by matt terry January 4, 2006

basement talker

An individual who is so bad and awkward at conversing that the only logical explanation is that their mind is focused on the fresh dead bodies they've got in their basement. They're thinking about:
- How many they've got
- If anyone knows
- If you know
- If you'd be a good addition to it
- About how much jail time they'd be sentenced to if they were ever caught

Greg: So you cut down trees? Ever have any accidents?
Basement Talker: Yes, many.
(Awkward pause)
Greg's Mind: (Shit, a basement talker. I'd better leave this conversation)
Greg: I have to, um, leave.
Basement Talker: Yes. Leave.

by Douglas Young February 8, 2008

Tasergasm

A tasergasm happens when you shocking your body (with a taser or anything similar), mainly your back, just right before (or during) an orgasm to intensify the feeling. They say an orgasm will feel more, well, electrifying and powerful, even more so than orgasms through chocking or spanking yourself.

A tasergasm is a form of erotic electrostimulation.

Right before I came, I pushed the button to have my tasergasm and I was in heaven. My body was pulsating with pleasure. The electric shock turned pain into pleasure instantly, and just made the feeling more pleasurable.

by avialae January 26, 2014