Tabletubby

The act of walking around with an iPad or similar tablet partially tucked down the front of your pants so that you can listen to videos on Youtube via headphones while doing housework or chores. The result is that you have a video emanating from your abdominal area.

My house was a mess and my iPod was dead, so i stuck my tablet down my pants and began to Tabletubby The Atheist Experience on Youtube until everything was sparkling.

by heyufck December 30, 2012

Tabletage

(ta-bləh-ˌtäzh) noun, transitive verb, apple of a troll's eye. When your online identity is used by someone else to troll you, via your tablet.

Susan posted: ROB IZZ DAH AOSEMIST HERSBERND EVERRR!!!

Rob commented: Thanks sweetheart, you're not so bad yourself ; )

Susan commented: Nice tabletage, nerd.

by underthegun42 June 18, 2013

tallegas

Mexican Chicano slang for ball sack or laziness

Hurry up tallegas get your ass in gear, tallegas cut the grass !

by Tio teeth September 1, 2017

Lack Toast and Taller Rent

When your landlord increases the rent on your condominium to the point that you don't even have the money to buy a toaster.

My landlord just increased the rent on my condo, now I can't afford that fancy new smart toaster I've been waiting to buy. I guess you could call this predicament "lack toast and taller rent".

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021

Telletubbies

Telletubbies - A bunch of creatures with penises on their heads that have nothing to do with their lives except watch toddlers on their tv-tummies, yell at their pet vacuum and listen to some creeps commands all day.

Telletubbies are gay. Tinky-Winky - A pedophile Dipsy - A real nigga La-La - A excited slut that likes "balls" Po - A transgender; Google says he's a girl when we all know he's a boy

by Im_on_F1RE January 2, 2017

Tallen

Tallens are amazing and funny friends. They are funny and know how to have a good time. They do have a limit so be careful not to cross it. They aren’t the brightest but aren’t dumb. They have an awesome personality and if you ever come across a Tallen and don’t befriend him something is wrong with you. You are miss g out in the best friendship of your life. Dating a Tallen is complicated but fun. It’s not like you can just come across a Tallen they are rare but don’t ever miss out on one Tallen is my best friend and I would kill myself if anything would ever happen to him.

Tallen you are an amazing friend and not a cock goblin

by Tapegirl33 October 24, 2019

Tarletonitis

After being ranked number 2 for most reported STD's Tarleton State University bore a hybrid which include (but arent limited too)Herpes/Gonahria/Aids/Crabs

Dude, you didnt double bag it? you better hope you didnt get Tarletonitis

by Well_Hungarian June 24, 2003