advanced evasion tactics

A phrase used by pussys to cover the the fact they are running from you

P1 ur such a pussy all you do is run

P2 no i was using advanced evasion tactics

by Epicsniperb0y May 24, 2021

Schoolboy Tactics

The act of spooning with the intent to be sexually aroused

Bobby: What is he doing to her
Billy: Dry humping her or something, them Schoolboy tactics

by LYNX September 16, 2013

guerilla dating tactics

Indirect strategies for perpetrating undeclared dates, often involving harrasment and sabotage that are difficult to combat due to their unconventional nature.

When Heidi realized she was the only guest invited to Joe’s First Annual Dutch Over Slumber Party, she had to admit that he was guilty of using guerilla dating tactics to oh-so-lamely woo her.

by Feliz the Great February 4, 2005

scare tactics

a move used in sports for no other purpose than to try and make the other team a little nehvous

Bonesaw: Dude, why did you miss that spyke?

Dragon: Their scare tactics got to me. I think i pooped myself.

by orangutan_on_turnpike August 19, 2009

Webb Tactics

Webb Tactics is a method used for getting away from a girl after you have pulled her on a night out. This method is usually employed when you have left a club and witnessed the full features of the young lady you have just been trading saliva with.

The method itself is firstly to distract your young lady friend by asking for her number or pointing at something, and when she looks away, run like hell in the opposite direction and don't stop until you are out of the line of sight.

First made famous by M.Webb after pulling what can only be described as a wardrobe, realising his mistake and running 2 miles to get home. It is now his one and only escape plan.

'Why is Chris running down the road?'
'Oh, he's just using Webb Tactics on that 3 out of 10'

by Alien89 July 18, 2013

Pork Tactics

Term coined by Ryotaro (second name unknown) on the Abroad in Japan channel on the video "What $250 Gets You at a Japanese Hot Spring Inn" used to define a certain way of approaching a plate of pork cutlets the main part of the tactic is leaving the fattiest end of the pork cutlet last

Friend 1: "Hey did you hear about pork tactics?"
Friend 2:"No what is it?"
Friend 1:"Its a way of eating pork cutlets"
Friend 2: "Very cool everyvody should do that"

by ape_small March 1, 2021

Bloated Whale Tactics

Bloated Whale tactics is referred to a legal jargon, when a Japanese person decides to file a malicious lawsuit against a foreigner in the hopes of making a quick buck in a viable situation, due to Japan's 99.9% conviction rate and also having a trump card in case the foreign defendant concedes to their demands.

Hitachi has employed the Bloated Whale Tactics in order to gain economic leverage over Jimmy's business holdings inside of Osaka.

by Gacrux August 30, 2023