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Tantic

A tantic is what white trash call an "antic." The former is an ignorant mispronunciation of the latter
During his prime-time televised interview with Matt Lauer, Ryan Lochte apologized for his drunken tantics in Rio at the 2016 Olympics.
by poopooOU812 August 20, 2016
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Tactical Fisting

The act of fisting oneself in order to prepare one's vagina for childbirth.
Person 1: "That bitch is so loose I bet her kids would just fall out."
Person 2: "I'd rather that than the pain of childbirth!"
Person 3: "You should be doing a few tactical fisting sessions then, it will make the whole process much more pleasant."
by pornhelps September 6, 2011
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Tactically Drunk

The act of using the fact that you are, or appear to be drunk to your distinct advantage when trying to achieve personal gain. Usually it is a good idea to greatly overplay your drunk appearance because if you are sober enough to play the tactically drunk card you will appear to be too sober to perform the kinds of ridiculous acts commonly associated with being tactically drunk.

If, in a nightclub's seating area you happen to end up next to someone hot while they are trying to get with someone else you may make yourself appear to be very drunk in order to distract the guy/girl from your rival. These actions can be anything from falling on top of the couple in order to prevent them from hooking up or you could stand up and act as outrageous as possible to focus the attention on you. Works even better with an accomplice--twice the tactical drunkenness is twice as good!
You see a friend in a nightclub falling on top of a couple.

You: Dude what are you doing you've only had two drinks!

Friend: Shhhh! It's alright I'm being tactically drunk...I need to distract these two! Care to help?

You: Sure thing! (You then proceed to dance in a manner that really just can't be ignored while your friend does his own thing.)
by duderoony May 25, 2010
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Poo Tactics

To implement a tactical poo so that people in the vicinity of the toilet are unaware you are doing a dirty horrible shit.

- Implemented primarily in restrooms and in toilets of new acquaintances.
1. To cough loudly when the turd makes impact with the water in the toilet to disguise velocity, size and the sound of the crap.

2. To use air freshner post-turd.

3. To use the bathroom when minimal people are in the vicinity of the toilet.

4. To flush the turd and clean the toilet with the accompanying brush in the very same flush as to avoid the double flush rule. Failing this will gross people out--indefinately.

Dude, I don't know these people well enough to shit in their home. I need to implement some 'Poo tactics'.
by Ckrc December 22, 2013
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tactile sex

Not quite oral, and not sex. Handjobs, fingering, or anything else dealing with hands.
What did you two do?
We just made out and had tactile sex.
by Coach Strokes December 4, 2010
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eighties-tastic

any pop culture reference in which one can determine that it is from the eighties solely on the fashion, music style, media references, etc.
eighties-tastic?...breakfast club
by PeteyPablo130 July 8, 2010
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tactical dot

Tactical dot is an easy way to "save" or create a "shortcut"(if you comment to a website it adds in to your history) to a specific comment that you have questions in there. Usually to find the "sauce" of a picture or a video.
Anonymous:*inserts an unknown picture*
Anonymous: whats the sauce?
Anonymous: planting a tactical dot here "."
by Ainsmegunee February 21, 2018
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