tyrannosaurus wrecked

A phrase describing one's extreme intoxication

Guy 1: oh man, you really loved those jaeger bombs last night...
Guy 2: yeah, i was tyrannosaurus wrecked!

by fatcat2040 March 23, 2008

Tarantino hangover

A hangover where your memories from the previous night appear randomly and not in sequential order, not unlike the scenes in Pulp Fiction. You have to see them all before you can finally piece together what actually happened.

I had a Tarantino hangover the night after my birthday . . . I remember the club, the taxi, but didn't remember the fight, the kebab and pissing in an alley until a few hours later.

by Gulpnu January 2, 2014

Tarantula fighting

When two lesbians rub there lap flounders together causing a rage of passion that results in a release of vaginal venom.

Look at those two stupid floozies over there... They are tarantula fighting on the hood of that El Camino... They are definitely going to ruin that paint job with there discharge

by FILTHYPIG October 5, 2006

Trantiveness

The emotion that results when the centers for pleasure and pain locked into simultaneous and continuous activation at beyond human intensity. This occurs via psychic trauma and/or radical non-sapient transfiguration resulting from encounters with cosmic entities. The body and mind is reformed into a bio-engineered conduit for pure pain and pleasure impulses The metabolic activity is so great that the body itself will distort and reform with surges of each opposing impulse.

Bob was sent into a howling void of "trantiveness." All thought, consciousness and awareness was ripped from him. He was transmogrified into a horrific and maddeningly engineered flesh machine, capable only of perceiving purest bliss and sharpest suffering. He dared to flip off Cthulhu and received his eternal punishment and reward. Bob remained "trantive" until the stars became dust.

by Ouchydoom November 22, 2021

ass tarantula

a creepy douchebag that wants to give rimjobs all the time.

Jimmy is such an ass tarantula

by dudesweetdudesweet May 28, 2009

evil tyrannical company

A company bent on nothing but evil and greed, with no morals or sanity. see 4Kids

4Kids is an evil tyrannical company!

by ShinaGami October 13, 2005

tyrannosaurus mouth

A mouth that emits the stench of rotting flesh usually caused by the consumption of too much meat without flossing afterward. The effect is especially pronounced the morning after the meat consumption.

God damn! Get away from me with that tyrannosaurus mouth! Your breath smells like roadkill.

by leporinis January 24, 2010