Cum Tub

A group of between 10 and 1000 men jerk off into a bath tub. When it is full, a classy brave slut then gets into the tub. After DNA testing is complete nine months later, the man whose baby it is wins. Betting is encouraged. Also know as man-seed aquifer

This girl totally got in our cum tub and I won!

by christjaws October 25, 2008

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Dub Tub

a pint of Ben & Jerry's ice cream which is a nutritional staple of nearly all wubas, or dubs, at the united states naval academy.

The wuba stood there, infatuated by the variety of dub tubs. Her only regret was that there wasn't a spoon big enough to eat them all.

by 4/C Philo McGiffen August 30, 2007

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god is in the tub

A phrase originated by Miss Alli of Television Without Pity, a website devoted to television shows. The phrase is used to combat a reality show contestant who feels the need to pray to god to help them get through their task or win the game. God does not stop to interfere with reality shows and you should think of him as in the tub. Like when you're a kid and you're mom is in the tub, you should let her enjoy her alone time. She should not be bothered. God is in the tub.

Just jump off the cliff already and stop praying. God is in the tub.

by briang July 20, 2004

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cold tub

1. When your hot tub is broken and the water is cold rather than hot.
2. Any small pool of very cold water.

1. My hot tub has been broken all winter and now it's more of a cold tub.

2. I dare you to go take a dip in the cold tub.

by Mr&MrsChen February 17, 2011

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crack the tub

when a morbidly obese person puts one leg in the tub, and one leg out of the tub and proceeds to wipe there ass along the edge, or side rail, and then cleans it up with a towel.

your mama is so fat she has to crack the tub after every shit.

by vacrow February 22, 2010

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