Flexible Leisure Trousers

Stretch pants with an elastic waistband allowing for excessive consumption of food without hindering the expansion of ones stomach.

Worn mostly by males, however some womens clothing offers the same benefits.

May be abbreviated FLT.

I am sure glad I had on my flexible leisure trousers when I ate the triple patty hamburger with double the meat and a super sized value meal, otherwise my pants button would've shot across the room.

by Michael Silver May 17, 2009

Justin the trouser shrimp

A man with a small penis. His name is Justin because it’s only ever just in. His penis is like a shrimp; very small and often a bit smelly.

I had sex with Justin the trouser shrimp tonight! At least I think I did....

by Jock S January 25, 2018

fookin trousi

bad pair of trousers,stained,torn or otherwise not how you want them. generally owned by the scotish

i cannai find ma best pair of fookin trousi

by the trousi hunters October 3, 2006

Trowser Snake

Known to be the worlds most dangerous snake. Colors vary from pink to black. It's fangless, average lenth is 5-6 inches, although some are rumored to reach 8 or more inches (depending on the honesty of the owner)

It usually appears in bedrooms and attacks women in the mouth, lower abdominal area and sometimes the butt.

It's highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts 9 months. Infection can occur if proper protection is not worn while handling.

Some mutant species have also been known to attack men from behind.

"Is she pregnant?" " No a trowser snake bit her..."

by CanadianLaughter May 14, 2010

Brown trousers

when you are so scared you might shit your pants.

ah shit that guys gonna shiv ya alice. its brown trousers time.

by dougy May 24, 2004

Ambi-dick-trous

1. The ability to masturbate with either the left or right hand with equal and identical efficiency.

2. The ability to preform hand jobs with either the left or right hand with equal and identical efficiency.

1. Hey Jack, what's with the hairy palms on BOTH hands, man?

Oh that, yah I'm ambi-dick-trous.

2. Damn man, look at Jack tear it up in that circle jerk. He must be ambi-dick-trous.

by TacomaBeags April 13, 2011

trousergeist

A growing erection, as seen from outside the trousers.

"What's that moving in Billy's pants?"
"A trousergeist. He was just slow dancing with Sue."

by fiverosehill June 30, 2008