Traffic Jam Hips

(TFJs)Extremely wide hips that stop traffic 'cause they so wide the people in the cars stop to stare.

Dangggggg look at dem Traffic Jam Hips she gonna cause an accident.
Word them is some tight TFJs. Holla.

Traffic Jam Hips by Shizzon November 7, 2008

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Traffic Cone

The act of sitting naked upon the crown of the head of another person.

Our accountant at work went to Thailand and had young Thai boys give her a TRAFFIC CONE...

Traffic Cone by Little T mart July 30, 2009

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Traffic • traffic jam • Traffic Cone • traffic lights • trafficky • trafficated • traffic accident • traffic clot • Traffic Jamming • traffic troll

traffic cuts

Traffic cuts is when a motorist, either stuck behind a wreck or is unable to merge before their lane ends, who then either speeds up and cuts you off; or sits with their front end in your lane, turn signal on, forcing other drivers to either let the asshole "take cuts" or drive around them.

"Did you just see that asshat take traffic cuts in front of that school bus? Hopefully the diver got his license plate and is dialing 911 right now."

traffic cuts by wpb6969 September 7, 2013

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traffic jammer

The sexiest motherfucker on this earth and when thou shalt see him on any street corner thou shall bow in his awesome presence whilst he analy pleases you

He is a traffic jammer

traffic jammer by matty millz October 6, 2013

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Traffic rape

Traffic rape is when in a traffic jam another car forces itself in front of you even when you didn't let that car in.

"That car just traffic raped me"
"I just got traffic raped"

Traffic rape by Tinuviel June 30, 2014

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Traffic day's

Traffic day's means the the last past days have been very long

I have been having traffic day's

Traffic day's by F̤̮ṳ̮n̤̮n̤̮y̤̮ w̤̮o̤̮r̤̮d̤̮ f̤̮o̤̮r̤̮ f̤̮ṳ̮n̤̮ June 14, 2016

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Traffic Jesus

A driver (male/female) known to ALWAYS allow others the right-of-way, often causing his/her passengers to become angry at them for being overly nice to any and all traffic.

Dan: "Dude, your dad is always letting other people go first, even when it's HIS turn. No wonder we're always late.."

Chris:"I know man, he's a total traffic jesus."

Traffic Jesus by SeñorFrog January 23, 2017

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