by CampbellU July 8, 2009
Get the tonka sizedmug. Tonka, this a big truck, this a Lamb' truck
Tonka, this a Rolls Royce, this a Royce truck
Tonka, this a Maybach, this a Maybach truck
Tonka, in a big body, in a Trackhawk - yeat
Tonka, this a Rolls Royce, this a Royce truck
Tonka, this a Maybach, this a Maybach truck
Tonka, in a big body, in a Trackhawk - yeat
by ๓๏ภєץฬՇﻮ February 11, 2022
Get the TONKAmug. A big titty bitch with a ugly face
Nick: Bro I fucked this female yesterday with some big ass tits but her face was ugly
Rick: You just fucked a Wonka Tonka bro
Rick: You just fucked a Wonka Tonka bro
by BigzaddyR May 3, 2021
Get the Wonka Tonkamug. by Trickcyclist December 31, 2017
Get the Tonkamug. Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.
Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).
by Lil2high July 21, 2024
Get the Tonka Truck dick (T²d)mug. 