Tokyo Cream

To ejaculate inside somebody and then proceed to cannibalize them as if they were a homemade twinkie.

“Strong Kongou totally just tokyo creamed that guy that failed Takeshi’s Castle.”

by Night Badger June 14, 2019

Tokyo Ball Trail

While you're giving your man head you slice his ball sack open with a samurai sword and let him chase his balls leaving a trail of blood.

I made a Tokyo Ball Trail with my homeboy last night.

by TokyoSamurai December 1, 2019

tokyowhcre_

tokyowhcre_ means swag. lots of swag

person: omg tokyowhcre_
other person: what?
person: swag

by arson ig December 22, 2020

paris tokyo

An expression used when someone has crossed eyes. Signifying that one eye is looking at paris and the other is looking at tokyo.

Was that guy looking at you? Or me? I dunno man, he was Paris Tokyo!

by UncleRicky July 7, 2016

Trapped in Tokyo

To get high with a lot of people you don't even know

Bro she got trapped in Tokyo last night

by Dr. Etymology June 20, 2020

Tokyo Teatherball

The act begins when a helpless victim is strapped to an office chair. The two players subsequently draw up a rigid and give the chair a hardy spin. As the chair revolves the victim is repeatedly slapped across the eyes with veiny members, causing her to instinctively squint like the citezens of Tokyo. The winner of the match gets to deposit their salve into the eyes of the victim.

While Rob was having a severe blowout after a bad batch of sweet and sour chicken, Kevin and Ben worked one up, strapped Dawn to an office chair, and engaged her in a rousing game of Tokyo Teatherball. After coming to, Rob had no idea that his asian girlfriend had just played the game...until he noticed the mushroom stamps on her cheeks.

by Ben&Kev November 16, 2010

Tokeopia

Tokeopia is the western constituent country of the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia. It is the smaller of the two states, though it has equal influence. Tokeopia has a rich history of ghanja use, reaching as far back as 10,000 BC. The first branch of homo sapiens-sapiens actually evolved here, although the first inhabitants weren't bothered to leave the island until 1965 AD, as local shamans had predicted Woodstock to occur before the end of the decade. This resulted in a separation from the outside world until 1546 AD, when Dutch settlers arrived and offered the locals rides to drive-thrus and such.

Today, Tokeopia is a thriving industrual and agricultural community, mass producing intensely-aromatic herb and Weapons of Mind Destruction.

Tokeopia, Tokeopia, Home of the Free! (And delusional)

by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007