Toast

A game played by males ages 13-25 in the midwest. The object of the game is to jackoff onto 1 piece of bread with your friends. The first person who stops coming has to eat the piece of bread.

Person 1: Remember that time we went over to Dustin's house and we caught him and those two guys playing toast?

Person 2: People from Michigan are messed up.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 25, 2003

toast

a word used my your friends to describe how drunk you are to the rest of your friends

*Steph drinking lots again*
Sara: Steph's TOAST!

by mike04 January 3, 2006

toast

only the most beastly thing in the world! it hot...literally

burnt toast is hottttt

by xx4xx May 10, 2008

toast

Totally
Obnoxious
Annoying
Senseless
Thread

A thread on a forum that has become doomed due to excessive spam, flaming, or general idiocy. Unlike spam, toast referst to an entire thread, rather than an individual post or series of posts.

I had a good thread going but then some jackoff started flaming and now it's toast.

by El Fredo March 7, 2005

toast

a burned piece of bread

"Man this toast tastes like SHIT!"

by Kyle February 29, 2004

Toast

Someone who smokes too much weed.

That boy is toast!

by kreecher August 16, 2003

toast

1. A caucasian person who has turned pink due to prolonged exposure to sunlight.
2. Something that is doomed to failure, destruction, etc...

1. "Hey, Toast! Going surfing again?"
2. "You were caught cheating on your math test? Oh man, your toast!"

by nikkan_hanil May 4, 2005