Tits up in the rhubarb

Drunk to the point of being unable to stand up.

She drank the entire bottle of vodka. We found her tits up in the rhubarb.

by |REDACTED| May 28, 2021

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Titsplanation

Explaining anything related to boobies

Thanks for the titsplanation I now know how boob physics work underwater.

by ClaritiSlutv2 September 12, 2021

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Every day of the week has a name. Monday is Blue Monday. Wednesday is Hump Day. Thursday is F.I.S.T. Day (fuck, it's still Thursday). Friday is TGIF or POETS Day (Piss off early, tomorrow is Saturday (Australian)). Tuesday is when the consequences of Mondays activities come home to roost - slightly delayed Karma. Typically, things go Tits-up on Tuesdays.

It's just another Tits-up Tuesday. I will fix it by COB on Hump Day with a bit of luck.

by inx13 July 21, 2022

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Titsophrenia

The condition of seeing tits in places where tits are not present.

Some causes: Too much tit porn. A bad tit experience. Gynecosmastia.

Treatments: Stop thinking about titties and try to find penises. Penises are everywhere.

She better stop putting that vape pen between her breasts. She's been staring at her titties all day. She's gonna get titsophrenia.

As a survivor of titsophrenia, I agree. When I was addicted to weed I couldn't visit the farmers market for like a whole year.

by nocharge November 21, 2023

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Titsure

A lady that exudes confidence based upon her possession of a tremendous pair of tits.

A female equivalent of cocksure

She knew she was going to get what she wanted - her titsure attitude made it certain

by RichM1899 December 5, 2023

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Titsophrenia

The condition of seeing tits in places where tits are not present.

Some causes: Too much tit porn. A bad tit experience. Gynecomastia.

Treatments: Stop thinking about titties, and try to find penises. Penises are all around.

She needs to stop putting that vape pen between her breasts. She's gonna end up getting titsophrenia.

by nocharge December 13, 2023

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