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masterbate til bleedage 

1. To masterbate so terrible hard, and/or hard, that the edge of your penis begins to bleed, and, soon enough, the bleeding spreads to your whole penis, causing it to hurt to urinate, orgasam or do whatever you do with it for the next 3 days.
Oh god, last night, Chris said he was jacking off so hard, he started to bleed...says it hurts to piss now...
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party til you puke

Generally used as an exclamatory phrase, urging the person hearing it to revel in the moment and enjoy themselves as much as possible.
Patty: "Wow man, this is fun!"
Laura: "Whoo-hoo, party til you puke!"
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eat a dick up til you hickup

1. a way to cut someone off in the middle of a lie.
2. if you're eatting dicks until you get sick, you cant talk, and if you cant talk you cant lie.
KB said, man do you know how much money i got in the bank?

SBF said, yo man, eat a dick up til you hickup.

party 'til you're homeless 

A motto that only the best of partiers live by; to one day live the ultimate party; An excuse to party non-stop or term used when partying a lot; The ultimate party motto
Guy1: Dude we need to throw another party tomorrow.
Guy2: But we threw one last night.
Guy1: Dude, "party 'til you're homeless ",There's always time to party

Drunk til Dementia 

SOO drunk to the point you have serious cognitive disorder.
Joe Hollywood is the Queen of Drunk til Dementia!
Drunk til Dementia by jhol August 12, 2009

suck it 'til it's white 

To suck a Latinas pussy so long and hard that it turns white.
Numero tres! What da fuck was numero tres? Oh yeah, one of you needs to get over here and suck my pussy! Suck it 'til it's white!

Shaka til we talka

Originating from the Hawaiian hand gesture and meaning “hang loose,” it is used as "goodbye, talk to you soon" in the San Diego suburb of Cardiff by the Sea, typically by Plumerians. Sometimes it’s used as a thank you, but that’s a stretch.

1. make a fist.
2. extend both your pinky and your thumb.

3. lightly rock your pinky and thumb back and forth.
4. say, “shaka til we talka” in a Matthew Maconahay inspired (read: stoned) voice.
5. leave.
This pickle-and-spit fruit smoothie is delicious. Shaka til we talka.
Shaka til we talka by Bubbys March 18, 2011