dick think

Verb:

1) To think extremely irrationally as a result of being horny.

Dick thinking frequently leads to moronic behavior. This is primarily present in men, although a minority of women will experience this. A myriad of stupid behavior men engage in can be explained by this phenomenon.

John(horny): Well, my ex-girlfriend Lisa called. She asked if I would drive 300 miles to feed her cat over my vacation. I think its a good idea, maybe she'll put out.

Rob: What are you fucking nuts? You're dick thinking man! This broad's got a boyfriend and has been rejecting you for years.

John: Okay I won't feed the cat. Thanks for stopping me, I was dick thinking for sure.

by Limit5311 January 4, 2012

Pink, Stink and Think

The unholy trinity accomplished during a night of passion with a lucky lady.

Basically a go in the pink (vagina), stink (anus) and think (head).
A shag, bum and blow.

I managed a pink, stink and think with your sister last night Dave. Thanks for the tip.

by dogegg October 15, 2010

Thanks for nothing

A sarcastic expression of frustration or displeasure at someone/thing.

More literal definition: I have no thanks for you because you aren't doing what I want or did something I didn't want.

Example 1:
*toothless, the dragon, flies wildly, terrifying the girl Hiccup's with*
"Thanks for nothing you useless reptile" (How to Train Your Dragon)

Example 2:
"You were supposed to bring hotdog buns! Thanks for nothing."

by drag0 July 19, 2012

Thanks Obama

Sarcastic slang used to blame all the your life problems on the President, Barack Obama.

Usually, the subject is struggling with a simple task or something trivial is happening to them.

"I stepped out in the middle of the street this morning and almost got hit by a car....Thanks Obama!"

"I just got a paper cut...Thanks Obama!"

by Sarah N Dipity August 25, 2013

I'll Think About it.

A way of saying 'No' without disappointing the person you're talking to.This phrase is used mostly by parents ,and girls.

Guy 1 :Hey, I kinda like you, will you go out with me?
Girl 1 :I'll think about it.

Son 1 : Dad, Can I get an iPad?
Dad 1 : I won't get it for you now ,but I'll think about it.

Guy 1 : Can you accept my definition urban-dictionary.com?
Urban-Dictionary.com: I'll think about it.

by Asmar January 26, 2011

Thanks Captain Obvious

Thanks Captain obvious is the appropriate response to someone who says something blatantly obvious. This can be said kindly and in jest to one’s friends or spitefully to the jerk that’s been irritating you.

Me: Did you hear in the news about the girl who jumped off of a bridge after leaving a note to her family?
BFF: She must have been suicidal
Me: Thanks captain obvious!

by crazy hooker October 11, 2009

Stranger things

An amazing Netflix series that has two seasons

Have you watched stranger things?

Of course! Who hasn't?

by 12ab34cd November 10, 2017