Theological Ass-Whooping

When using a deity of a religion,(i.e. God, Allah, Satan) to ones own purpose, mostly to strike fear into the hearts of individuals and to make them do what they believe is right. Not necessarily a bad thing.

Example 1: Jonathan Edwards "Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God" is such a theological ass-whooping, that one feels that if they do not conform to what he preaches, most likely, they will burn in hell.

Example 2: Thomas Jefferson stated, in the Decleration of Independance, that it is a God given right to fight against tyrannts. Nowhere in the bible does it say this.

by The Original Other September 22, 2009

Throll mosher

An absolute dildo who can only take part in a mosh pit by grabbing and tugging on other people's clothes and pulling them around. Body banging and hitting people is also essential to a throll moshers repertoire.

also: throll mosha

That guy who hit me in the face at the Rage concert, what a throll moshing faggot.

by dethstyl March 19, 2004

theolastic

A very religious person who has strong morals.

Jesus Christ was the most theolastic person to walk the world.

by Sebastian 8 yrs old January 18, 2008

Satanic Theology

A field of study based on spiritual satanism That studies satan as thought of in spiritutal satanism and his relation to humans ect.

John is studying satanic theology.

by Deep blue 2012 May 19, 2010

tsholofelo

tsholofelo is a Zulu name that means that means hope. you need to have a tsholofelo in your life because she gives people hope.

I have tsholofelo that God will answer my prayers

by katu ;shdf. September 26, 2019

theological noncognitivist

An atheist who reads Wikipedia to much in an attempt to seem more interesting.

Future Mother-in-law: "So what religion are you?"
Future Wife: "Oh, Mom, he's actually..."
Atheist: "That's alright honey. I'm a theological noncognitivist."

by jefftown February 1, 2009

moo thola

Indian slang for Wash your face

Jah ke moo thola panchodi

by MooTholaaaa November 23, 2016