Gojo Shmeekmeek

A 2 team, 24 player Balkan game where the players stand on a enlarged chess board surrounded by a monopoly board with middle eastern village names on it. You are given a 2 handed rectangle shaped tennis racked and toss a large smush melon ball into the air and try to eliminate players on the other team by getting the ball into the square they are standing on. If you miss the players square and land in a empty square, the player who hit the ball has to move to that empty square. If the ball lands in their square or hits the player, they are eliminated and the team that hit the ball gets to play a turn on the monopoly board, which has the same rules as regular monopoly. In all four corners there are 1 player revive card, in which the team can use to revive one player. Whoever has the most money before a full team is out or the 90 minute countdown ends, wins the game.
Yo wassup fool, Me and Max Julian were gonna join the game of Gojo Shmeekmeek that the rest of the hood is playing. You wanna join fool?
by ratwrap November 15, 2024
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gojo satoru kinnie

someone who uses humour to cope, confident asf, does not like to think about the future - or themselves for that matter- and makes everything a joke / is never serious in any situation. -basically meaning their life is a joke- majority of gojo kinnies are entp’s .
A “i hope we can be great friends!”
B “i hope aswell”
A “I forgot to mention, i myself is a gojo satoru kinnie aswell”
B -spits out water-
B “YOURE BEING DEFINED AS A GOJO KINNIE?? NAH GOODBYE ‘MY ONE AND ONLY’”
by ‘my one and only’ June 10, 2022
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Look it's Gojo

Yup. And Yuta probably and The Homelander and probably Omni-Man And Cid Kagenou and Kiyotaka Ayanokoji and possibly the guy from from Kingdom of Ruin and Negan and the Joker and Damian Wayne and Lucifer Morningstar... Yup... I'm a bunch of dudes...
Hym "I'm also the spirit of the lie/manipulation according to Jordan. Right? So, when you lie or manipulate you don't live your own life. You live the life of the spirit of the lie. So, I'm like a disembodied spirit too... I mean, I'm literally a demon that has possessed like a dozen people. Maybe even more, I don't know. I'm like a Baphomet. I also inevitably kill God."

Clearly a fan "Look it's Gojo!"

Hym "Yah! And a bunch of other dudes. Technically and literally the greatest writer since Shakespeare. Probably even better."
by Hym Iam November 25, 2023
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Satoru Gojo

A blind looking ahh old guy who has a homicide record for firing a purple ball at a homeless guy.
Person 1: Ayo did you see Satoru Gojo do that Hollow Purple?
Person 2: Bro he fucked up my house with that
Person 1: dang
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Satoru gojo

"Yo did you see the new episode? Yeah i heard Satoru Gojo is coming back"
by x0xomu1 January 29, 2024
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gojo card

a card that allows you to legally simp and have Gojo Satoru
nahh thats too much Gojo for u, i banned your gojo card for a week, you get the rip off Gojo.”
“my gojo card got taken😭”
by aeseara January 29, 2024
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Gojo Satoru

Gojo Satoru is the most delectable finest most gorgeous man on earth. he is the strongest, and he will come back.
Person 1: hey, have you heard of Gojo Satoru?
Person 2: yes omg i wanna get him pregnant so bad
Suguru geto: real
by sleepysatoru November 29, 2023
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