free the turtles

To defecate

His co-worker liked to free the turtles on the company 's time.

by Pocahon January 26, 2016

Free the bong

When you have too much weed in a bong so you have to put it on the table to save yourself and your group from eminent death. Once a bong is freed it is available for anyone to pick up and light.

Stoner 1: I’m way too high bro, I gotta free the bong.
Stoner 2: Agreed, I’m stoned as fuck too.

by Ktayah February 3, 2018

free the gouch

a phrase used by those who are victim blamers and think sexual harassers should be let free

Bob: "FREE THE GOUCH!"
Jeff: "You never get laid bro, do you?"

by anon1569 May 14, 2021

free the guy

When you feel for someone that wants to do something but they can't you say free the guy.

"Want to play tomorrow?"
"I can't because I my boss wanted me to work tomorrow."
"oh free the guy."

by Wise King Woo November 17, 2022

Free The Tip

when you free your dick from your pants and let it breath.

damn my penis feels restricted i should free the tip

by unleashed tip January 14, 2023

Free the Wee

A stupid ass catchphrase for the random secondary school protests going on in the UK. Students may write this slogan on their foreheads, collars and shirts, and charge around the school quoting it. So, basically, stupidity in a refined form.

Student: “FREE THE WEE!”
Teacher: “What the actual fuck, Timothy?”

by pureboredom March 19, 2023

National Free the Nipple Day

May 29. The day where everyone and anyone can have their nipples out without it being weird

Person 1- “Yo wtf? She got her nipples out in public”

Person 2- “Hey man stfu it’s May 29 which is National Free the Nipple Day”

by gymreaper May 28, 2023