skinning the chicken

the trauma to ones penis when masterbating by which the skin comes dissconnected from the mean.

Ahhh! i beat my dick so hard i started skinning the chicken

by MerderousWaffle May 22, 2019

Puff the Chicken

The name of a small, black hen. She is very tame, but moody too.

“I held Puff the Chicken today. Now I have a broken finger.”

by The Unknown tit October 14, 2019

Lickin' the chicken

An Aussie saying which has a meaning developed purely for the context intended, it is interchangeable and can mean whatever you want it to.

Man, you really licked the chicken right there.

George has been lickin' the chicken all day, he's driving me nuts

Ross didn't realise that even though he was now safe, he was still only moments away from lickin' the chicken

Bushcraft And Camping Adventures has been really lickin' the chicken lately.

Craig liked the get home from lickin' the chicken all day to simply relax with a good book

by Srsen November 8, 2021

Fresh from the chicken

A feather freshly plucked from a chicken - meaning it is new.

Are those shoes old or fresh from the chicken?

by tomatos September 23, 2014

Let's put the head back on the chicken

When something has gone out of direction or purpose (like a headless chicken) it's time to put the headback on the chicken.

We have lost track of our followers and are starting to lose them – Let's put the head back on the chicken

by winthelove January 7, 2019

choking the chicken

a euphermism for spank the monkey, bash the bishop, five knuckle shuffle, the abit to happy meal and the old school wank

dude mother walked in on mr gregory when he was choking the chicken over cheap and vulgar swedish man porn

by sea weed October 6, 2008

Choke the chicken

1. spank the monkey

2. hug the hedgehog

3. jack off

4. masturbation

etc.

Guy 1: dude , im horny im gonna go choke the chicken

Guy 2: wtf?

by M dizzle up in this hizzle September 28, 2008