Tessa 

Believed to have been the originator or patriarch of the ideology that one must always remain; languid or lethargic at all costs never to use anymore energy than to breath.

After eating such a large meal, being tessa sounds perfect.

Tessa by Nithloc October 7, 2008

tessa 

is a fish. is a whore becuz her last name rymhes with whore. she’s ugly and is a little skank. she has 12 different boyfriends at a time. tessa is not trustworthy and will fuck any guy she sees in sight. she loves t finger herself but says it’s even better when guys or girls do it for her

tessa-i’m a whore

tessa by crepperrepperstalklove February 13, 2019

Tessa 

an enormous power shit that leaves you feeling tired and lazy afterward

John: Dude you don't look so good you might want to go to the nurse.

Jeff: Nah man im fine i just had a Tessa.

Tessa by Alex Stretch Miller April 22, 2011

Tessa 

Tessa is a sweet, gullible, and hilarious friend. She is shy at first, but as you get to know her she becomes such an amazing friend and so much fun to hangout with. Tessa is not good with conflict, as she is too sweet to argue. But, when it comes to that, she is very forgiving. If you are dating a Tessa, be straight up about things. Trust me, she can take it. Tessas love to be cuddled and feel loved, so show your affection. Tessa is bold and courageous, and has a drop dead gorgeous face and body.

:) tessa’s amazing
i know.

Tessa by megan_ bestieeeee March 28, 2022

Tessa 

If your a Tessa, ur a straight up bum. Complete gaysauce. Real weird. Kinda funny, but ultimately, super stupid. People will always steel youre pencil case and some, if not most of your rice.

Tessa, you bum.

Tessa by holdupwut March 20, 2020

Tessa 

Usually a nasty shovel-faced nag. It is the norm for one of these to go to College with a noticeable "V-Card"

Mike-"Dude, what the hell is wrong with that virgin?"
Bill-"The one who looks like she was attacked by a shovel?"
Mike-"Yeah."
Bill-"She's a Tessa."
Mike-"Oh."

Tessa by GaCaSm June 17, 2010

Tessa 

Usualy an indian who is but ugly,

Yo dude that tessa is a wrongen right there
person 2:- drop kick

Tessa by tom manstoop March 24, 2009