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is a fish. is a whore becuz her last name rymhes with whore. she’s ugly and is a little skank. she has 12 different boyfriends at a time. tessa is not trustworthy and will fuck any guy she sees in sight. she loves t finger herself but says it’s even better when guys or girls do it for her
tessa-i’m a whore
tessa by crepperrepperstalklove February 13, 2019
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an enormous power shit that leaves you feeling tired and lazy afterward
John: Dude you don't look so good you might want to go to the nurse.

Jeff: Nah man im fine i just had a Tessa.
Tessa by Alex Stretch Miller April 22, 2011
Tessa is a sweet, gullible, and hilarious friend. She is shy at first, but as you get to know her she becomes such an amazing friend and so much fun to hangout with. Tessa is not good with conflict, as she is too sweet to argue. But, when it comes to that, she is very forgiving. If you are dating a Tessa, be straight up about things. Trust me, she can take it. Tessas love to be cuddled and feel loved, so show your affection. Tessa is bold and courageous, and has a drop dead gorgeous face and body.
:) tessa’s amazing
i know.
Tessa by megan_ bestieeeee March 28, 2022
If your a Tessa, ur a straight up bum. Complete gaysauce. Real weird. Kinda funny, but ultimately, super stupid. People will always steel youre pencil case and some, if not most of your rice.
Tessa, you bum.
Tessa by holdupwut March 20, 2020
Usually a nasty shovel-faced nag. It is the norm for one of these to go to College with a noticeable "V-Card"
Mike-"Dude, what the hell is wrong with that virgin?"
Bill-"The one who looks like she was attacked by a shovel?"
Mike-"Yeah."
Bill-"She's a Tessa."
Mike-"Oh."
Tessa by GaCaSm June 17, 2010
Usualy an indian who is but ugly,

Yo dude that tessa is a wrongen right there
person 2:- drop kick
Tessa by tom manstoop March 24, 2009