Believed to have been the originator or patriarch of the ideology that one mustalways remain; languid or lethargic at all costs never to use anymore energy than to breath.
is a fish. is a whore becuz her last name rymhes with whore. she’s ugly and is a little skank. she has 12 different boyfriends at a time. tessa is not trustworthy and will fuck any guy she sees in sight. she loves t finger herself but says it’s even better when guys or girls do it for her
Tessa is a sweet, gullible, and hilarious friend. She is shy at first, but as you get to know her she becomes such an amazing friend and so much fun to hangout with. Tessa is not good with conflict, as she is too sweet to argue. But, when it comes to that, she is very forgiving. If you are dating a Tessa, be straight up about things. Trust me, she can take it. Tessas love to be cuddled and feel loved, so show your affection. Tessa is bold and courageous, and has a drop dead gorgeous face and body.
If your a Tessa, ur a straight up bum. Complete gaysauce. Real weird. Kinda funny, but ultimately, super stupid. People will always steel youre pencil case and some, if not most of your rice.
Usually a nasty shovel-faced nag. It is the norm for one of these to go to College with a noticeable "V-Card"
Mike-"Dude, what the hell is wrong with that virgin?"
Bill-"The one who looks like she was attacked by a shovel?"
Mike-"Yeah."
Bill-"She's a Tessa."
Mike-"Oh."