room temp tea

um room temp is like basic tea. like who’s dating who or who cheated on who. that stuff. like nothing new. old news.

guy 1: did you know that me and harley have been dating for a week?

guy 2: yep. you told me yesterday that you had been dating for 6 days. like get some new tea. this is room temp tea. it’s nothing new

by tea meaning July 25, 2018

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Temp Dumped

A phrase used by someone who can't accept they've been dumped so wrongly assumes it to be temporary.

Alex: Got temp dumped
Everyone: lmfao

by SaidSheCant August 24, 2016

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temp lovin

A loving gesture from one Bro to another! Showing a special bond.

That's some temp lovin right there.

by Temps February 01, 2018

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Temp agency girlfriend

Noun. A girlfriend who for either personal, religious or other reasons, will not have sex with you, but continues to go out on dates. As in "at a temp agency, you have a job, just no benefits. Temp agency girlfriend you have a girlfriend, just no benefits."

John- "hey man, you still dating Nikki-no-sex?"
Mike- "no, I dumped her over email."
John- "yeah, about time you dumped your temp agency girlfriend."

by Edward C. Microwagious May 09, 2014

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Simp Cuck Temp-Hubby

A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,

car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.

Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.

by GarMic October 09, 2023

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