t-boned 

When a car hits another in the side forming a letter "T"

"I ran a red light and I tboned this other car!"

t-boned by Monica February 28, 2004

t-boner 

When you enjoy a good T-bone steak so much, that you actually get an erection

I'm trying to hide my t-boner, because I had steak for lunch

t-boner by tirimtimtish March 9, 2009

T-boned 

Adj; A car accident in which someone hits you directly on the driver or passenger side of your car, such as in a T-intersection.

My friend got T-boned the other day." Or, "Mike got T-boned yesterday when the another car drove through the stop sign.

T-boned by HULI June 29, 2011

t-boner day 

first day of spring which a man gets a t-bone steak and a blow job

march 20 2010 is t-boner day

t-boner day by bobber69 March 20, 2010

T-Boner 

A T-Boner is when you're pulling into a left hand turn at a busy intersection and you shoot a gap and you get a rush of adrenaline(maybe a semi chub too) as you feel like you're about to get t-boned.

Dude! That was close! I got a raging T-Boner

T-Boner by Beanmoed May 10, 2015

T-boned by a semi

T-boned by a semi is a sexual position where two people form a "T" by a man lying on his side and the partner lying on their back with their legs in the air perpenDICKularly. The man must then enter with a semi-hard dick, thus making the partner "T-boned by a semi."

"Hey, why are you walking so funny today?" "I am in so much pain! I was t-boned by a semi last night!" "Oh no! Are you okay?" "Oh yeah! It was an amazing night! Hopefully I'll be t-boned by a semi again soon."

"Got a bitch drunk last night and afterwards she got t-boned by a semi."

T-boned by a semi by DICKtionary DICKtators May 11, 2015

Kansas City T-Bones 

A minor league baseball team located in Kansas City, Kansas, playing at CommunityAmerica Ballpark. They are renowned for occasionally being amazingly good one game and amazingly bad the next. Team mascot is Sizzle the Bull. They are renowned for being very economical. The team plays in the American Association of Independent Professional Baseball.

Person 1: Man, wanna go to the Kansas City T-Bones game?
Person 2: Sure, they're cheaper than the Royals, and they sometimes win!

Kansas City T-Bones by Lorenzo di Roma August 11, 2012