Smothered t-bone Steak

A huge boner with a condom on it

Last night, she was really turned on by my smothered t-bone Steak

by Rick n Roll February 11, 2009

Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000

Someone who is very cheap with their money whenever they go out clubbing. Can also say just, "Shy Master".

"Luigi you fucker, I'm not giving you another cigarette you fucking Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000!"

by DJ Bless One November 23, 2006

T-bone walka

A flaming loser who likes to airjerk on people

Dud you are such a t-bone walka

by t walkas bff October 19, 2009

T-boned

an adaptation of a previously used term for "broadside collision" to the frequent "near collisions / emergency stops" which are common to self-driving vehicles (for example Tesla) that only brake at the last minute.

What the f***, that Tesla T-boned me, nearly hit me broadside. Scared the s*** out of me.

by MNL897 May 6, 2023

contact t bone

When you cross your fingers to eliminate having the fart touch

Contact T bone leave me alone

by C.csizzle December 13, 2017

T-Bone

An act where someone with a colostomy bag lays down on their back and allows their partner to insert their penis into the colon hole for sexual gratification

Alex decided they wanted to T-Bone with Jay for the first time 8 months after the accident, when they finally felt more comfortable with allowing things into their colon hole.

by Wallop-A-Gallop August 4, 2021

T bone

Short tubby Male usually 5'5" to 5'10". Most common birth names Ben, Brian,Brett, Benjamin.

Daaaaaymmmm look at that T bone

by badazzz June 20, 2019