seymone

a dude with a strong ass forehead but fat booty and tits

god damn she got a big forehead she must be a seymone

by the daddy of all fish January 17, 2020

seymon

someone who is a vagina and a dick. They also need viagra.

That is a seymon.

He seymoned for me

by bitchdieplease March 30, 2017

seymon bat

When a man is mid-way through ejaculating over a woman's face and gets very angry so hits her over the head with a cricket bat to make himself feel better

Was having a great night last night till I gave my girlfriend a seymon bat

by Alisha bendall May 17, 2017

Skymonpro

The best human to have ever touched planet earth.

Skymonpro is god itself.

by mficarra May 11, 2018

Symonym

Symonyms is a common joke made in classes to describe the common mispronounciation of the word synonym. Many people will say Symonym instead of Synonym, hence it is a modern meme.

"It's a symonym for... Oh, no, I said Symonym!"

by Ut non uno June 6, 2018

szymaniak

A unique surname. A Szymaniak tends to live up to their name of being a maniac!

Szymaniak, szymaniak on the floor!

by Kinky-Clown-Boi December 10, 2019

Symone

Symone is one of the best listeners and a good therapist even tho he cant get his own shit together,sometimes he doesn't want attention and wants to be alone but he loves hanging with the bois,he loves druging himself and getting wasted together with his skate,he is a satanic cristian and he loves simping for girls out of his league,he hates seing girls cry and seing girls have their hearts broken,he is an awesome bestfriend,an ok bf because of his lack of expresing emotions and who the fuck knows if he's ever gonna be a husband.

You will be very lucky to have a Symone in your life because he will take care of you like you’re his queen.

Marzia: “I got myself a Symone”
Gilbert: “I’m so happy for you! Keep him close and don’t let him go!”

by 4lica0043 May 18, 2020