Stress

The one thing everyone has and no one want, stress is a complete asshole. It'll fuck you when you're up, and It'll fuck you when you're down. It is known to cause Suicide, murder, tumors, AIDS, and cancer. So Don't get stressed out, cause stress SUCKS! Usually caused by something unfortunate, like death, job loss, woman loss, school, etc.

Guy: Dude, I'm really stressed

Friend: Why?

Guy: I lost my job, and I failed all my classes

Friend: Well man, don't kill yourself, you'll be alright

by kingmc23 June 15, 2010

stressed out

Short for "stressed out my mind" when you feel like you can't cope with life. Also when you have more adrenaline, cortisol and caffeine running through your veins than blood.

"I've got hundreds of assignments, no money, my car has broken down, my best friend has disowned me and I've lost my keys. I'm completely stressed out right now"

by durdledoor May 15, 2014

Stress pooper

someone who poops when stressed for relief and/or enjoyment ;when stressed may compulsively consume laxatives,prune juice and bran

i have all these exams i need to calm down maybe with some fiber and a toliet. What? im a "Stress pooper"

by rollinginthetoliet October 13, 2011

Stressica

A proper noun used to refer to a female who is always stressing her self out, usually over a guy.

"I think Josh is cheating on me. I called him 57 times and he's not answering"

"Chill, Stressica. He's probably taking a nap"

by ibeknowing July 2, 2014

euro stress

A form of stress experienced in countries adopting euro. Euro stress stems from having to re-adjust to a new currency.

"All this calculating is giving me euro stress!"

Juhan found counting his coins euro stressful.

by hwojciechowski January 5, 2011

Current Traumatic Stress Disorder

When something really horrible is happening in the moment.

George: Man, this pizza I'm eating is giving me current traumatic stress disorder.

by JustSomePersonWithABanana June 30, 2009

stress meltdown

When a person becomes so overloaded with work in a short space of time that they become stressed and this vicious cycle continues until a meltdown.

John: I've got so much work to do this week. I feel so stressed out and I can't cope. Work is taking over my life at the moment.

Steve: It sounds like you're gonna have a stress meltdown.

by OpenYourEyes91 February 1, 2010