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sandy snifter

A sexual maneuver. While fellating a particularly small penis, the person performing the Snifter cups the balls in one hand (much like one would cradle a brandy snifter), while also extending a finger to tickle the asshole of the person being Snifted.
I just got back from working in the office, and I gave my boss the best sandy snifter ever! I'm definitely going to be President some day!
by Rick Titties November 18, 2010
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Gear Shifter

-An improper form of performing a hand-job.

-When a girl, rather than stroking guy's junk properly, thinks it is necessary to pull a guy's penis back and forth like a manual car's gear shifter.
Mike: Hey man, how was she?
Dominique: She did it again.
Mike: HA! You got gear shifted!

Mike: Dom, how was it with that girl last night?
Dominique: Dude what the fuck, she gave me the gear shifter.
by Automatic transmission May 10, 2008
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Taylor Swifted

All you hear is your ex's sorrow from your breakup. It's almost like a Taylor Swift song.
Man: "It's been a week since I broke up with her. All I've been seeing are her sad posts on social media."
Friend: "Dude, you just got Taylor Swifted."
by AeroNova March 16, 2017
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Taylor Swiffer

Term for a person so obsessed with country singer Taylor Swift that he/she picks up everything that has to do with her (i.e. CDs, posters, clothing), like a Swiffer Sweeper does dirt.
"Wow, Emily is such a Taylor Swiffer. She just plunked down two hundred for a cardboard cutout of Taylor."
by Kayls Colgate October 30, 2009
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Swiftcraft

Taylor Swift witchcraft
The practice of witchcraft incorporated with Taylor Swift music, concert confetti, eras color magic, lyric affirmations, midnight manifestations, willow dance rituals, and moonstone usage. People who practice Swiftcraft do not worship Taylor Swift and may worship any deity they wish but they use her lyrics to guide them in life.
I joined a Swiftcraft coven.

I practice Swiftcraft.
by Secret City Witch August 21, 2023
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SwiftIRC

SwiftIRC is a IRC network primarily used by runescape players, popularised by being included in the switchswift custom game client.

The network usually has over 10,000 active users at any one time. The channel plays host to a different set of users than normal IRC networks, demographically the users tend to be younger than typical networks due to the runescape link.

Beside runescape, swiftirc is famous for it's mirc scripting community found at #msl, this is partly due to the number of 'mirc bots' available on the network.
<kyle> Hey lets go on swiftirc, I want to use a bot to check my runescape stats.
<kh> okie, wanna use ikick or darwin?
by KHobbits March 24, 2008
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Swafter

The term swafting means to pump the monitor of a computer vigorously with quick pelvic thrusts whilst playing World of Warcraft, which is absolute shit because there never was a word like this and was simply created to piss off Thomas W. (aka MR2.20 Top &#64402;hot Tom (UK,CH)) and make him look like a complete retard by saying a word which doesn't even exist in order to insult other people.
"Thomas! You're such a fucking swafter!"
by Schwarzenegger April 1, 2008
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