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swedish hand grenade

Ejaculating into a condom then tying off the end after removing said semen filled condom from the penis. The tied off condom then becomes a projectile used in urban warfare, usually thrown overhand at approaching enemy forces.
I was pounding out this chick but then her boyfriend showed up. I had to use a "Swedish Hand Grenade" just to escape.
by DON J0HNS0N July 27, 2014
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Sesily

A nice beautiful girl who is very nice she can be an asshole sometimes and she loves to listen to music and nobody else
by Alligator 14 April 12, 2019
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Swesty

The female counterpart to the Bro. She is sexually promiscuous, wears ugg boots, leggings and a North Face. She gets drunk and shouts things like "I don't give a FUCK who's sleeping!" The term originated from the magnitude of skanks living in the Southwest Residential Area of Umass Amherst. But living in Southwest is neither necessary nor sufficient for someone to be considered a Swesty.
I'm not wearing your north face, it makes me look like a Swesty.
by EB<3 October 25, 2010
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Swedizzle

1. A Snoop Dogg-esque word for a Swede.

2. The gangsta' way to say Swede
Oh, you silly Swedizzle.
by Xtodaplicit August 1, 2009
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Swedish fountain

The delicately balanced art of receiving a rim job while taking a piss. It is the opposite of receiving a blumpkin.
You haven't lived life to the fullest until you've received a Swedish fountain.
by Twills March 25, 2011
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swedish breakup

A relationship breakup, common in Sweden, where one partner neglects to inform the other of the new relationship status. Apparently due to the Swedes' cultural aversion to conflict.
Sven had broken up with Anna, only she didn't know yet - it was totally a Swedish breakup.
by Goatlady June 2, 2015
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Swedish Special

The sexual act of filling your significant others asshole with Swedish Meatballs and Marinara while their ass is in the air and then eating the meatballs from their anal cavity.
-Swedish Guy "Hey, you wanna do the Swedish Special tonight?"
by DannnyBoiii January 22, 2018
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