Switzerland

A neutral zone u take when ur friends r in a fight and want u to choose sides.

Person 1: "dude did u see the fight at last night's party?"
Person 2: "Yes! That was intense! The guys r asking me to choose sides do"
Person 1: "I'm being switzerland, I'm not taking any part in this!"

by French girl October 25, 2014

Amanda Switzer

Heey Guurl, I know you're reading this, and I'm gonna be watching you smile ;) BUT HEY first onee :)

Amanda Switzer is reading it right now!

by GobbleGobble3000 August 22, 2012

fuck me on a mountain in switzerland

An exclamation used when extremely frustrated with oneself, usually after forgetting to use birth control and becoming pregnant by a European.

Friend - "I can't believe you're pregnant after having sex with that Italian guy."

You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"

Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"

by bitchdivataytay February 9, 2008

Switzerlish

1.Someone who is half Swiss and half Polish

2. A term for someone who looks completely white

3. A word you might use if you dont know what to call people from Switzerland

4. The neutral party in a stupid fight

2. I saw so many Switzerlish people at that beach!

4. Im not taking sides. Im Switzerlish

by zainycat P April 29, 2009

Switzerland

Piggy bank of the world.

White, clean, conservative, bland, boring.

by Marquis de Carabas November 14, 2003

Switzerland

Pussies who watch atrocities commited around them yet never act.

Britain: Switzerland, help! The nazi's are slaughtering jews and all sorts of other innocent people, we need you to fight.

Switzerland President: No thank you we're gonna sit here, eat our chocolate and laugh at you poor heathens.

Britain: Ok well once Germany has conquered all of Europe they will invade you.

Switzerland President: We will never be invaded, all of our citizens have guns and they will be able to fight off a fully trained and organized army!

by britainxx33 September 13, 2010

Switzerland

Switzerland is a tiny landlocked country in Europe where everyone is conservative. Everyone there is a clean freak so everything must be sprayed with Windex constantly. The mountains take a while though.

Switzerland is a pretty rad country. Everything smells like Windex!

by Bry-shizzle August 1, 2010