swearatility

The act, process, or result of altering or modifying (either by injecting or affixing) profane language into general vocabulary in order to express and emphasize one's anger, surprise, exhilaration, or any other emotion.

instances of swearatility below include the usage of "regoddamndiculous," "absofrickinlutely," and "monotone-ass":

Sydney: "That's regoddamndiculous. Why can't she just make the macaroni salad herself!?"

Isaiah: "Nice shoes."
Heather: "Absofrickinlutely!"

Izzy: "Where's my pillow? I need to get to class now."
Airon: "Explain."
Izzy: "My professor's monotone-ass voice puts me right to sleep."

by Kevin_K May 24, 2006

Swerce

1. Swerce (v.): To run in small circles in feable attempt to create a small tornado.
-One usualy swerces when immensly frustrated or to celebrate great joy, or often times to prove they can actually swerce up a tornado.

2. Swerce (n.): Any form of dance one finds particularly unusual.

1. I was so pissed off I swerced for about a ½ hour, sadly though there was no product.

2. Look at that kid thinking he's cool swercing around the floor, I never knew we as human beings could do that...

by Only Jayk November 16, 2006

sweardat

i swear that

that new track is safe blood sweardat

you lot are sick sweardat

by Young Chong November 28, 2010

Sebring

I shit hole town in north east ohio roughly 1 square mile that makes its income from pizza shops, bars and churches. Has an awful poser music scene and the worst football team ever. Most of the people born there are doomed to dwell there for life and most likely join the volunteer fire department.

Did we just pass Sebring?

by Joe James June 1, 2006

Sweert

Sweert is what you say when you’ve found a situation really sweet, but it’s not a common situation, it’s something, well magical. It can’t be something like, “oh shit man you got a new car, “ or “dude, you hit that blond last night?” It’s something more than that, just look at the example.

James was walking in a park when he saw a giraffe with an unusually small neck, so he asked the giraffe, “why is your neck so small?” the giraffe replied “come here son” and so James went up to the giraffe and the giraffe spread its legs and dropped its head clunking James on the head. “ouch” James later told his friends the story and they said it was Sweert.

by Denis Bejtic December 26, 2007

swerdy

A combination of the words sweet and nerdy.

Coined by Diablo Cody on her blog "The Pussy Ranch"

sweet + nerdy = swerdy

by Lia Renee December 29, 2007

Brother Swear

An eternally binding act of hooking middle fingers together in an attempt to seal the deal of a promise that has been made.

If one breaks the rules of the brotherswear, it will result in a swift kick to the testicles.

" YO DAWG THE FIVE-O ARE PARKED OUTSIDE "

" SHEEIT SON, BROTHER SWEAR ? "

by OG-PIMP-HUSTLA April 11, 2010