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Trump Sweats

The non-medical term describing anxiety symptoms that a person experiences during the aftermath of the 2016 presidential election. A person typically will also experience Trump Terrors or nightmares about the future of America and the economy and will be accompanied with cold sweats and trembling.
I could not sleep last night. I kept waking up from Trump Terrors and had the Trump Sweats bad.
by lilnki December 7, 2016
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Jamie P. Spears

An abusive, alcoholic, father with a weak colon, who imprisoned his daughter, Britney, took away her human rights, drugged her & forced her to work against her will.
Jamie P. Spears has ruptured his colon from being penetrated too hard by Lou M. Taylor.
by FreeBritney4Ever September 25, 2021
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Sears

A store that people think of as a place where they can get stuff for free. Thus, they complain like spoiled brats and try to cheat the store whenever possible, and when they are caught cheating and/or stealing, they scream and yell like 3-year-olds and treat the people working their like shit.
I broke my fridge by drilling holes in it! I want Sears to replace it, even though I have no warranty!

Asshole: What do you mean, under warranty? It's a Craftsman, they're guranteed for life!
Associate: Only hand tools are guranteed like that. Power Tools have moving parts, so they are only covered for a year. If you weren't a fucking moron, you'd have read the side of the box where it says so.
by MD October 16, 2003
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Clitney Spears

Clitney spears is when a photographer takes a picture of a girl, not knowing the girl is flashing her twat on camera. Sometimes occasionally, if the camera man is a dick, he will publish the picture online to thousands of people around the world to see. Common in Hollywood.
Girl 1 - I went to Hollywood on vacation, Some perv asked me to get my picture taken and I was piss drunk and flashed my Vagina right before the snap shot. Now Im suddenly popular on the internet.

Girl 2 - Oh shit, You totally gave that mother fucker a clitney Spears.
by Timpunk667788554 January 25, 2009
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pinky swear

An eternally binding act of hooking pinky fingers together in an attempt to seal the deal of a promise that has been made.
I promise to never do that again!
Do you pinky swear?
by Melia May 4, 2005
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Jamie Lynn Spears

Britney's little sister, who proved that she's just as dumb as big sis by getting pregnant at 16 and probably destroying her 'career' in the process.

Further proof (if any were needed) that their mom, Lynn Spears, is a terrible mother.

Previously claimed to be a 'Christian' before becoming a teenage pregnancy statistic.
Jamie Lynn Spears probably pissed off Britney by stealing most of the tabloid coverage after announcing that she was pregnant.
by Eugene206 January 8, 2008
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I solemnly swear I am up to no good

Phrase that allows a person to see what is on the Marauder's Map. Told to Harry Potter by Fred and George Weasley
"When you want to open the map, say I solemnly swear I am up to no good; to close it, say mischief managed.
by LitTeacher July 6, 2015
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