Canadian Surprise

Sex in the reverse cowgirl position while eating a Tim Horton’s doughnut, but SURPRISE, it’s cream filled. Just like you.

I was telling my discord moms about how I got the ol’ Canadian surprise last night.

by Discordmom December 11, 2019

Arizona Surprise

An Arizona Surprise is when you piss in an Arizona bottle and give it to someone to drink. Preferably a person who enjoys Arizona Green Tea.

William: "Ay let's prank that Asian kid over there"
Austin: "Yo grab that Arizona bottle and make an Arizona Surprise"
William: "Ight"

by Whyliam March 22, 2020

Poop Surprise

The act of pulling someone’s pants down, Pooping in their pants, then pulling their pants back up.

Jim: Hey John
John: Hey Jim

Jim: *Poop Surprises John*
John: Damn

by The Surprise Poopers August 27, 2020

cum sock surprise

When you cum in a sock and you repeatedly strike the woman with it until she’s bruised

“Hey where’d you get those bruises?”
“I got a cum sock surprise from my fiancé”

by bocaj January 2, 2021

popcorn surprise

a hole cut in the bottom of a movie theater popcorn container in which the penis is inserted. the popcorn is shared with the girl who will reach in and unwittingly grab the throbbing, greasy member.

self describing

by Nick Martelli January 14, 2004

Sanchez Surprise

This is the act of jerking off over someone's face as they suck on your balls in a t-bag like fashion. Without warning, when you're about to cum, you pull your balls out of their mouth and drape them over their eyes so they can't see and in the same motion shove your asshole right in their mouth. Theyll never see it coming.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Sanchez Surprise. She never saw it coming as I pulled my balls out of her mouth and draped them over her eyes. Before she knew it, she was sucking on my asshole as I exploded cum everywhere!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 2, 2016

Cum Shot Surprise

When you are having anal sex with a girl and when you pull out you spit on her back making her think you ejaculated on her back but you are actually jacking off so when she turns around you jizz in her face.

"That ass hole gave me a cum shot surprise"

by that one guy with a huge penis February 3, 2012