carpet surfer

A person who micro inspects the floor to retrieve spilled dope. Often with a magnifier and/or flash light.

When the dope is gone, Becca becomes a carpet surfer.

by gina govina September 13, 2017

brain surgery

anything that is very difficult or complicated

Finding the road to the office is not brain surgery.

by The Return of Light Joker June 2, 2010

subway surfers

A addicing game that you'll play for hours!

Dude 3: what are you playing?

Dude 7: subway surfers.

by zzcolby August 15, 2015

Cyber Surgery

(noun) online corrections that modify the appearance of a physical feature in a photograph. IE, Photoshop.

"Before you put that pic on FaceBook, you better cyber surgery my turkey neck."

by Holly M S May 22, 2010

Bare Handed Surgery

Vigorous, clit frigging, leg shaking, female masturbation.

I walked in on my sister doing some bare handed surgery today. It was hot.

I can’t wait to get home tonight. I’m so horny and ready for some bare handed surgery.

My roommate was up for hours performing some loud bare handed surgery. I couldn’t sleep.

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2019

Surgefuck

- v. | Applying the use of ones penis to a high voltage electrical generator to experience pleasure. An act which often leads to death or sterility.

Man, I could really use a <SURGEFUCK>! I could <SURGEFUCK> all night long!

SEE: electrophilia

Credit to B.A.R

by Sori_Boi - The Definer March 27, 2009

Surgary

the white version of salty. mad, angry, outraged.

on a scale of one to surgary how sweet-tart are you?

im so surgary that we lost that game!!

by keyxyz September 11, 2010