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Dad Spackle

The little pieces of shit your dad leaves behind after using the toilet.
Mark: You alright bro? You were in there for a while.
Joe: Sorry dude, it was a rough one. I left some dad spackle in the bowl; you might want to clean it up before your girlfriend comes over.
by supercrapdog December 25, 2012
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Got Splacked

Saying that someone lost a fight very badly (perceived as a knockouts) or has been jumped by more than one person.
Usually used to promote the "winner" of the fight and to embarrass the "loser".

(This could happen to one, if one is chilling in the "wrong neighborhood" knowing one is not suppose to be there because one had somehow offended people in the past.)
Jerome: Remember Terio from gym class?
Ryan: Yeah the big kid with the afro?
Jerome: Well, I heard he's been texting my gf so I came up to him and asked him if he knew who I was and when he said yes, I straight up splacked him side of the head and he dropped in the middle of the cafeteria.
Ryan: Damn son! That n*gga got splacked for real. Remind me next time not to mess with you.
by Dfrenchpirate December 25, 2015
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nut spackled

Nut spackled is the act of getting a cock shot so hard that you fall down and stay there for long periods of time.
Person one: bro did you see Kyle get nut spackled during dodge ball.

Person two: ya he got fucking destroyed
by Igotmydickstuckinatoaster September 24, 2019
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Back Spackle

1. Semen on someone’s backside

2. When explosive diarrhea ricochets off the toilet bowl walls and back onto your ass.
Let me get a towel for that back spackle girl. My bad

Damn I need some baby wipes. That shit I just took back spackled all over my balls and ass
by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020
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spickle-spackle

I got killed by a spickle-spackle
by United1991Heavy July 25, 2021
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Keyboard Spackler

n. One who masterbates regularly at or in front of a personal computer.

n. One who literally ejaculates onto his keyboard while viewing internet pornography, hence spackling his keyboard with his man juice.
With all the internet porn available, Joe quickly became a chronic keyboard spackler.
by Gravy October 7, 2005
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scrotum spackle

When your asshole is J-shaped and you go and take a gigantic shit in the Lab bathroom, and spray feces all over the rim and under the seat of the toilet. Then you go to pull your pants and realize that you have shit all over the back of your balls . Normally smells like a casino or home made protein shakes.
When I went to use the lab bathroom the other day, I looked down and there was shit all over the toilet. I knew that some old man was walking around with scrotum spackle. Al I know you shit all over the toilet and tried to blame it on me, AL. I knew it was you when I walked in there cause it smelled like a casino, Al.
by Jshapedasshole July 3, 2008
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