Ayub from Somalia

Ayub is almost always a black person, you will oftenly find him in the toilet after you shit.
Ayub only pulls games and no girls. Ayub likes fortnite and getting molested. And the most important thing is that he loves girls named Michelle.

Me: Hey do you like Ayub?

Other person: Why would i like poo?

Ayub means poo.

Ayub from Somalia...

by Ayub's father May 10, 2022

Sumazi

Sumazi \sü-ˈmä-zē\

noun

1. a social utility connecting you to the people you don't know, but should.

verb

2. to connect intelligently.

If I didn't Sumazi, I'd be lost in life.

by Sumazi September 27, 2010

smaling

crazy dutchman who wears wooden shoes and is fond of chinese happy endings

by venge April 8, 2003

man from somalia

person who has bed england and will ask you for your "conter stirk" knife and sell his wife for internet connection

anomaly: clicks on one of the trades
somalian: hello am 48 year man from somalia, sorry for my bed england
anomaly: laughing his heck off
somalian: i selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk"
anomaly: having an asthma attack
somalian: i play with 400 ping on brazil server
somalian: i want to become the goodest player like you i am global elite
somalian: t w o

by A fellow urban dictionare March 5, 2019

Somalijaabs

when you don't know if someone is somalian or punjab so you call them a somalijaab

those somalijaabs all look the same, its hard to tell them apart

by Armbly May 13, 2007

Somali St. Cloud

The city of St. Cloud, MN, referred to Somali St. Cloud because of the large Somali population in the city. Often abbreviated to SSC.

Kate: Where should we go for vacation this summer?
Kieran: We should go to Somali St. Cloud, I want to meet my bros Abdirahman, Abdikhalif, and Osmen.
Kate: That sounds like a great idea! I'll take you to the best Somali restaurants here.

by lavatoryguardian April 14, 2013

somalical

Crump (n)
Getting Crump (v)

Rachel and Dana get somalical on the weekends.

by leigh041293 October 23, 2008