Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by weave March 21, 2003
Get the the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. mug.when you're fucking your girl and about to cum, pull out and shoot it in your hand. Make the "spider-man" web slinging hand and fling it on the girls face (or ass, tits, whatever) while making the "pfffft" web slinging sound.
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Get the web slinger mug.A very cool spanish teacher. A teacher who should give large amounts of extra credit but never will. A nerd, knows what VLC is and eats grapefruit and sings some lame spanish songs in class, but some are cool.
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Get the Stillinger mug.The currency used by The Sock Goblin and all sock goblins alike. The currency is mainly used in the trade of socks and other sock related commodities.
One sock goblin to another - "Schmickity schmock Goblor you owe me 500 schlingers for the socks you stole last week!"
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Get the Schlinger mug.A term highly used in the late 1980s and early 1990s during the crack-boom to describe an individual selling or in possession of crack rocks. Remnants of its lingo are still evident in hip-hop lyrics, etc.
"Yo. Hello. I be dat 'nigga'. 'Dey call me 'da Rock Slinga, cuz' I sell dat crack to all da bling-blingas."
by sux0r August 12, 2003
Get the rock slinger mug.Term used to call homosexual males, those who tap da ass n sling poo. They often also are easy to spot in public...never shake hands w a known poo slinger...for obvious reasons.
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