Stinks like a dead whore's minge

A phrase used to describe the extreme undesirability of something

That was a terrible thing to do. It stinks like a dead whore's minge.

This soup stinks like a dead whore's minge.

by Mousetower December 19, 2005

No stunts

Someone who thinks that every heterosexual relationship a celebrity has been in was a cover up for their queerness (closeting) and is a stunt (done for marketing or promotional purposes). As in, they do not think it is a real relationship, so they say "no stunts", which refers to them not believing in the stunts.

This term is used primarily in reference to Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson (Larry Stylinson). When used to refer to Larry, it also means someone who believes they are in a relationship and does not believe Louis is a father.

Synonyms for no stunts include: cakegate, babygate (a.k.a. bbg or bg), and buzzin larrie.

Person 1: How does my twitter bio look? It says "#LOUIS: passionate bunch | 22 | no stunts .
Person 2: If I'm being honest it looks really fucking ugly, maybe change around the order of the things? Or add some emojis? I dunno.

Person 1: It's not the "no stunts" is it?

Person 2: No, ur so, so, so, sexy for thinking Louis isn't a father 🥴
Person 1: ... wanna make out?
Person 2: Fuck yes
you know what happens next ;)

by SIDISJAJSOJAJDHWHDG March 20, 2021

your shit stinks

1. phrase used to let an individual know that they are lying in the extreme and you have an overwhelming sense that they are, in fact, telling a lie or keeping secrets

2. powerful phrase used to intimidate small house pets that tend to defecate and/or urinate freely all over the place or have very potent smelling feces and/or urine; can also be used to intimidate people of low character

1. example-

*Gerrick walks outside*

William: "Do you smell that?"

Gerrick: "Uh... I thought I just had to fart... and I..." :'(

William: "I knew it! I could smell your shit a mile away.
Your shit stinks, fool!"

Gerrick: "I need to go change." :'(

William: "Your shit tells all, so you're right, plus you're older than me. So suck on it!"
"And how dare you step foot on this porch guns hot!"

2. example-

a.
Bobby: Babygirl? Was that you who did this?

Babygirl: *tucks tail in between legs*

Bobby: Your shit stinks! but I ain't pickin' it up...

Babygirl: *runs off*

b.
overly-confident/delusional musician: "I'm tha SHIT!"

honest individual: "Your SHIT stinks, with shit referring to your music and your overall character!"

by TrillWill June 16, 2012

Your Mum's Cunt Stinks

a phrase used to start fights by a group known only as the fountain boys, they use it loosely amongst each other however say it to make people angry, it implies that they have experienced a stink from your mothers vagina, the phrase has now spread to a much wider community, it is widely used in australia

a man walks up to a bar and says to the guy sitting next to him "your mum's cunt stinks"

by John Gould April 30, 2006

Stanksgiving

Stanksgiving is the act of digesting and giving back the food one consumes after a large thanksgiving meal, in the bathroom. As this is one of the largest meals most individual's digestive systems will be presented in a given year, and often several multiples beyond what is normally demanded by an individual's average food-load, the overtaxed digestive processes do their best to accommodate, producing variable amounts of methane and solid matter in large abundance. The result is a truly offensive olfactory symphony, likely to startle the entire household regardless of size and location of restroom. The manufacturer of Stanksgiving often finds the aroma just as putrid as the remainder of the house guests, and can often be seen quickly and covertly exiting the restroom. If caught, the host of the Stanksgiving will likely lie profusely in attempt to skirt association with the event, and only in most rare circumstance, take ownership of said circumstance.

Vin: Man, I haven't eating like this in a year, I am stuffed beyond belief. I ate things I haven't eaten since I was a kid.

Steve: Looks like your Stanksgiving will be a thing of legend this year.

by Vennisonian November 27, 2012

spunksessed

to severely gawk in, an almost obssesive manner, for extended periods of time at the female specimen in which the voyeur expierences a physical reaction of being visually stimulated (i.e.-erection a.k.a full out, morning wood) to the point of natural release of penile fluid (a.k.a cum, love juice or good old spunk!) without actual physical stimulation.

A blue balled virgin who spots a sexy milf walking down the street

"I was immediately spunksessed when i saw your mom stumbling bull-leggedly down the street exposing her twat!"

by D.No December 31, 2006

stunk it up

Slang phrase meaning to suck.

Bobby: So what did you do last night?
Cole: Stunk it up playing the Eagles.

by asdklasjdf January 3, 2008