watermelon student

A watermelon student is somebody who has been classically trained in the art of eating watermelon. Their teacher is none other than Tom Willett. They know the secret ingredients to perfect any watermelon, and they know the secrets that the fork cartel is hiding.

That kid really knows how to eat that watermelon. He must be a watermelon student.

by twinkle twinkle Patrick star July 30, 2017

Bad Student

(n.) Someone who isn't prepared for class, eg. forgot materials needed to complete assignments or someone not paying attention in class

Person 1: Dude can you toss me a pencil? I forgot mine

Person 2: My god, you are such a bad student

by theheccindoggogoesbork June 4, 2018

LEGO Stud

Talking about how that person’s penis is sooooo small.

My friend, Sammy, has a LEGO Stud

by Suckle CN July 3, 2018

student ghetto

n. an urban neighborhood primarily inhabited by college students, and located near major universities. A combination of students' low incomes, lifestyles, and constant demand for housing provides landlords no incentive to maintain their properties and locals no incentive to stay. Although shabby, these areas usually have fairly row crime rates when compared with actual ghettos.

Examples include: Oakland in Pittsburgh (Pitt and CMU), Hyde Park in Chicago (UChicago), and the entirety of State College, PA (Penn State)

Parent: "The area around the University looks awful!" Tour guide: "Don't worry, ma'am, it's just a student ghetto."

by Col. Hans Landa August 1, 2011

stfud

"Shut the Fuck Up Donnie"

Used in the movie The Big Lebowski by Walter when Donnie is being a dick fuck. May be used in everyday conversation if talking to someone named Donnie, resembling Donnie, or having a heart attack after a fight in a parking lot with nihilists.

I am the walrus. I am the Walrus. I am the Walrus.
STFUD! Vladimir Illyich Ulyanov!

Dude, shit's not cash I just got shot!
STFUD you're just having a heart attack.

Teacher! Teacher! I have a boner!
STFUD

by youguysaredil-dos December 27, 2010

stud

slang for when someone is very attractive

Julian is the biggest stud there is!

by cvgx December 3, 2015

studdin

African American term derived from "studying", which means that you're not worried about something or someone, and they're not even worth your time.

"Dude, I ain't studdin' that character, he's just talkin' smack."

by Terry February 16, 2005