The period that someone waits after seeing something new on facebook, so that they wont seem like a stalker.
Guy 1: Yo, I saw you "liked" her picture, about 15 seconds after she put it up. She totally thinks you're a stalker.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I used a 20 minute Stalker Pause, so I'm going on a date with her Friday.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I used a 20 minute Stalker Pause, so I'm going on a date with her Friday.
by MickeyHess March 28, 2011
Get the Stalker Pause mug.A play on words of the term "grocery shopping". Grocery stalking occurs when you are at your local market and spot a good-looking guy/girl. You might be interested in this person, so you sneakily follow them around the store to scope out what items they're buying and learn more about them. As opposed to traditional stalking, grocery stalking rarely continues outside the market, unless contact is made and/or phone numbers are exchanged.
Grocery stalking is the perfect pickup, because you can easily pretend to be interested in a product they are purchasing and strike up a conversation about it, and you instantly have something in common. This generally happens in the produce section around unusual/exotic fruits and vegetables.
By carefully inspecting the items in their cart, you can quickly learn much more about a person than you ever could at a singles bar-- such as whether this person is a vegetarian or has children.
Grocery stalking is the perfect pickup, because you can easily pretend to be interested in a product they are purchasing and strike up a conversation about it, and you instantly have something in common. This generally happens in the produce section around unusual/exotic fruits and vegetables.
By carefully inspecting the items in their cart, you can quickly learn much more about a person than you ever could at a singles bar-- such as whether this person is a vegetarian or has children.
Susy-- "Oh, look, check out that hottie! Let's go grocery stalking."
Lucy-- "Why? We need to hurry up."
Susy--"Just gimme a sec to see what he's buying, I might be interested."
*subtely checks out hottie's cart*
Susy--"Duct tape, lighter fluid, and trash bags. We better get outta here!"
Lucy--"I guess it is better to look before you leap."
Lucy-- "Why? We need to hurry up."
Susy--"Just gimme a sec to see what he's buying, I might be interested."
*subtely checks out hottie's cart*
Susy--"Duct tape, lighter fluid, and trash bags. We better get outta here!"
Lucy--"I guess it is better to look before you leap."
by lilylee1107 January 18, 2010
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Get the stalkyoo mug.I'm cyber stalking this one bitch's Instagram hoping for a video of her getting fucked hard to accidentally pop up. Never happens though.
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Get the Cyber Stalking mug.1.) someone who stalks someone and takes pictures of them.
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1.) I was arrested for being a stalkerrazzi.
2.) I was walking down the sidewalk when a stalkerazzi took pictures of me.
2.) I was walking down the sidewalk when a stalkerazzi took pictures of me.
by Sarah Volden May 24, 2007
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" Hey maggie isn't andrea dating that kid from our engligh class?"
"I think we need to go home and do some myspace stalking?"
"I think we need to go home and do some myspace stalking?"
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