Cold Stoned

1. Getting stoned before going to Cold Stone ice cream.
2. Getting stoned off of Cold Stone ice cream.

1. Hey do you want to get Cold Stoned?
2. Hey do you want to get Cold Stoned?

by Ridiclus November 28, 2009

cold rainy night in stoke

If a football player cannot do it on a cold rainy night at stoke they’re not world class

Friend: messi is the best player in the world
Me: but can he do it on a cold rainy night in stoke

by Big dick tye April 25, 2020

stonecold stunner

A very popular wrestling move comprising of a kick to the stomach and a (get ready for this) sitout three quarter facelock neckbreaker, such a move belonged to "Stonecold Steve Austin", the move has also been known as the "whipper snapper", however, althogh it is very popular, this move is very ineffective and is more likely to cause more damage the person performing the move then the victim, but it still kicks ass.

JR: Oh my gaawwdd!!!!!!!
Lawler:He dropped the stonecold stunner!!!
JR: Oh my gawwdd!!!

by Haydar Kash May 18, 2007

Stonecold Susan

A Stonecold Susan is the act of Ultimate anal pleasure. One Must lie down in a 69 position with one's partner on top of, or below them, and each partner must have one or several cubes of ice. Each partner then rubs the ice cubes around the surface of the other's partners' anus, until it becomes numb. When this step is complete, each partner must give the other a Rim Job until desired anal pleasure is achieved.

My wife and I were looking for something new to spice up our sex lives, nothing compared to the extreme pleasure of a Stonecold Susan, It caused both me and my wife to scream uncontrolably!

or

My girlfriend and I gave each other a Stonecold Susan last night. I got so excited I released some Fecal matter on her forehead! Its a good thing all she cared about was the extreme anal pleasure she was experiencing! It is a must have in anyone's sex lives!

by Travy Dickson July 28, 2008

stonecoldpat

Stonecoldpat to be the best stoner around

Stonecoldpat stones on stones

by stonecoldpat December 31, 2003

stonecold

1. anything goes in the bedroom
2. the act of slutting
3. sexual liberal with no remorse

"Kristen is a stonecold slut."

"Dude, I would go stonecold for her in a minute."

by John Blutarsky October 23, 2008

Stonecold Susan

A Stonecold Susan is the act of Ultimate anal pleasure. One Must lie down in a 69 position with one's partner on top of, or below them, and each partner must have one or several cubes of ice. Each partner then rubs the ice cubes around the surface of the other's partners' anus, until it becomes numb. When this step is complete, each partner must give the other a Rim Job until desired anal pleasure is achieved.

My wife and I were looking for something new to spice up our sex lives, nothing compared to the extreme pleasure of a Stonecold Susan, It caused both me and my wife to scream uncontrolably!

or

My girlfriend and I gave each other a Stonecold Susan last night. I got so excited I released some Fecal matter on her forehead! Its a good thing all she cared about was the extreme anal pleasure she was experiencing! It is a must have in anyone's sex lives!

by David Bq July 28, 2008