Stiff wind of hate

A fart so atrocious that you will hide your face in a fish tank instead of even try to breathe when you try to run away. Its a smell you taste.

Dude I hate it when he farts its like a stiff wind of hate smacking you in the fuckin nostrils!

by The Great Dunnski August 18, 2009

Sinfluxitis

Uncontrollable arousal and expression of sexual nature in odd forms.

Sinfluxitis: Morning boner, afternoon boner, evening boner
Uncontrollable sexual urges such as "headbanging"
Bondage, and any form of sexual act that would make Ron Jeremy cringe.

by IllMakeYourLol June 8, 2010

stanford duck syndrome

When you look calm on the outside, but frantically struggling to keep up with everything on the inside.

Joey: Wow, that guy is so calm.
That Guy: *has stanford duck syndrome*

by bobby3453 October 26, 2020

Stiffened Sailor

To have sex, on a boat, in the middle of a lake or out at sea

Person 1: What’d u guys on the boat for so long?
Person 2: Well, we were talking for a while, then we went to the middle of the lake and did a Stiffened Sailor

by Carl0sSp1cyWeiner May 26, 2022

Stanford-Pines

THAT 6 FINGER NERD WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!

stanford-pines will pay for this

by ItzTy July 29, 2022

Seinfeld

An unparalleled television show that ran from 1989-1998 with 4 main characters, Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Elaine Benes, and Cosmo Kramer. Words cannot describe this show. It is a true classic and will forever be. Every episode was designed to a perfection and full of ironic twists, unique characters, and hilarious endings. It analyzes the little things in life and answers life questions. The series finale was the best! Love it all!

Seinfeld Concepts: The Pack, Top of the muffin, mustard and ketchup in the same bottle, Sex with the cleaning lady, Kramer toasting his shirt, the barking dog, Junior Mints, Puffy shirt, Cigar store indian, Mr. Peterman's cake, Stop short, Chinese food, George's cheapness (the red dot, toxic envelopes, etc), the debate of whether the eclaire was trash or food

So many unique characters: Bob Sacamano!! Art Vandalay, Newman, J. Peterman!!!, Jon Voight, Crazy Joe DaVola, Baboo, David Puddy, Sue Ellen Michgee, Poppy, Jackie Chiles, George's parent's, the list continues...

Quotes can be found at www.imdb.com with a forum

If you're not gonna be a part of a civil society, then just get in your car and drive on over to the East Side.

Cosmo Kramer: They're trying to screw with your head.
Jerry: Now why would a junior high school want to screw with my head?
Cosmo Kramer: Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries? I don't know.

Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum.

Classic.

by aussiegoat55 August 18, 2006

Stiffen

To stiffen someone means to give someone a right good beating so they are stiff in the morning. If you stiffen someone they won't know what's hit them. Said to have originated in Glasgow, Scotland.

Example 1:
Jock: Here mate did you see stiffen Bobby last night?
Div: Oh aye, he will be stoatin about this morning!
Example 2:
Jock: Shut it or all stiffen you!
Davy: Awright the come ahead ya fud!

by Jock McTavish March 22, 2013