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I need steps

Phrase: euphemism for masturbating while wearing one's FitBit to gain extra steps through cheating
Lee excused himself from the table, saying "I need steps" as he briskly walked to his bedroom.
by Head Quarters January 31, 2021
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three steps to heaven

If a guy cant get laid, he plays 3 steps to heaven, and tries to pull a girl who is points below him in the looks department, ie nif a guy is rated as a 7, then to be sure of gettin sum, he has to go for a girl who is rated as a 4.
Guy 1: Dude, i cant get laid, non of the girls i go for evr get into the sack with me

Guy 2: Well then just play the three steps to heaven game n you'll definately get sum

guy 1: OK man
by Hargy July 28, 2006
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Steasty

Can be used to decribe a very large, over bearing, powerful person, animal, or object.
- Desbribing a person: Brandon Jacobs is a steasty running back for the New York Giants.

- An object: Tara: "Holy shit Tom, you have a steasty cock!.. I'm not going to be able walk in the morning!"
by Turkey Nuts June 5, 2009
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Drunken Steps

A small set of steps in a pub or bar that seem designed to serve no other purpose than to cause patrons to trip up and seem drunker than they actually are.
I tripped up on those drunken steps they have leading from the bar, and spilt my drink all over the bouncer. Next thing I know I'm asked to leave on the grounds I'm drunk
by Soreleg October 31, 2009
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Your stepsister a fister

Not to be used playfully. Only use if someone has brought you down to your knees with insults. This is your whole family tree lGBT to the power of 10.
Cole: Your mom gay
Dylan: Your granny tranny
Yahir: Your whole family tree LGBT
Me: Your stepsister a fister

Everyone in the path of the word instantaneously falls over with big gay.
by LordDingus May 17, 2018
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Baby Steps

When you've been at it with your girl and you hit the 15 minute mark, and you're just tired as fuck and your thrusts begin to diminish to the distance of a baby step.
Josh: I.. I think I love you
Tay: Fucken get out of it with your Baby Steps
by (( (gyfgdfdf October 28, 2019
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8 steps to becoming scene

1: wear girl pants(NOT SMALL GUY PANTS YOU'LL GET MADE FUN OF)

2:die your hair more then one color. and if your parents won't let you, then die it all black.

3: cut your hair into a reverse mullet. long in the front, short in the back.

4:wear a WHITE belt. black belts are NOT scene.

5:shave, scene kids shave, you are NOT aloud to have facial hair. thats for hardcore kids. and we wanna be scene NOT hardcore , remember.

6:wear a bandanna in your BACK pocket. around the wrist is for emo kids. and scene is NOT emo.

7:go to hot topic or journy's and but slip on vans.

8:GET A MYSPACE, if you dont' have one you are not scene and will be called a scene poser. but learn to take pictures. alot of people try to hard.
after using 8 steps to becoming scene this will be said: scene girl:he use to be sooo ugly but after he became a scene kid he's hawt.
by theyogurtking June 25, 2006
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