Texas Two Step

When your friend gets together with someone you've been talking to with the sole intent to make you mad and/or jealous.

A: That bitch just Texas two stepped me with Brad.
B: He likes you better, just do-si-do her ass.

by DoSiDo Queen July 26, 2011

Ho Chi Minh Two-Step

The "Ho Chi Minh Two-Step" is to be unwell and have diarrhea, making you run to the bathroom.

Dave: You wanna come out tonight, man?
Brad: Nah dude - would love too but I have the Ho Chi Minh Two-Step.
Dave: Damn, what did you eat?
Brad: I had some left over Chinese takeaway - I think that set me off...

by buckonz November 05, 2009

two steps up from a snob

A clean way of say b***h

She's such a little two steps up from a snob.

by Celestasia May 11, 2005

my drink n my two step

To have your alchoholic drink mostly patron and be doin the two step with the drink in your hand

At the club last night it was raw as hell, i had my drink n my two step, everything was going good.

by t.scott October 19, 2007

Two steps forward, one step back

A method to get high quality women because women will be the ones chasing you, but the attractive ones won’t approach first.

Matt: Hey, how did you have hook up with the hottest girl in the party?
Brad: Simple, I approached her, and she was chasing after me. Two steps forward, one step back.

by Totally Not ChadTheCat August 20, 2019

Step Two

As opposed to taking the time to do something by the numbers or per the provided instructions, you throw out the plan and proceed directly to step two. In other words, fuck it.

Chris saw that he was short on time as well as patience when he came up to the jump, and needed to catch up. So he said he was going to step two and said fuck it and goosed the throttle and got into the air.

by Karl Hungus March 09, 2023

Tennessee two-step

The Tennessee two-step is the act of performing anal sex on a woman who is on the verge of severe diarrhea. The goal of the two step is to have a third partner in waiting that will, via a tag team method, switch places with the man fucking the woman in the ass in an attempt to replace his penis with the other penis and not have any diarrhea fall out.

Tennessee two-step

Last Friday me and Timmy we’re doing a Tennessee two-step on this big chick but Timmy missed timed his placement and now I can’t sleep in my room .

by Archibald P. Biggums Esq. November 14, 2020