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Satan's Kingdom

High School. Satan's Kingdom is the place where all teens are sent to be tortured by Satan's Little Helpers(the bitchy teachers). There is no mercy, no second chances, and no way in hell to turn in late homework. However, there are some undercover angles in Satan's Kingdom(the nice teachers). These teachers are very nice and are usually always the kind of teachers whose class it is impossible to fail.
Teen: By mom, I'm off to Satan's Kingdom... Mom: Be home by 3:00 or I'll take away your X-Box 360.... Teen: Tsk.. *Better not take away my fucking X-Box*
by Xero _ Manifest October 27, 2010
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@satan

A place where twelve year old can go to on Instagram to learn the benefits of drugs, sex, and shout notice me in the comments. Generally a metaphor for the whole of the Internet.
Dude, you're kid is such a square, he didn't want to get danked, so you better @satan him before it's too late.
by Kamzi November 8, 2014
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Leo & Satan

one of the greatest youtube shows of all time. Leo & Satan is a comedy cartoon where the protagonist Leo gets into little shananigans with his special buddy Satan.

One episode has Leo run out of sugar for his pancakes, so him and satan purchase some "sugar" (actually cocain) from an "exposed entrepuener" (a hobo drug dealer) the pair get super messed up on cocain and end up on an island while satan is destroying the city. Satan loves socks, and whenever Leo doesnt feel like wearing socks, Satan will get super pissed.
"Hey lil boi, put them socks on ye feet to keep yous warm for de winters"
"what?....what are you saying man?"
"dude, im quoting Leo & Satan!"
"ohhh, i fucking love that show! hahhaa"
by andygta4 March 10, 2012
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Jews are Satan’s children

Yes they are
Jews are Satan’s children, Jews are Satan’s children, Jews are Satan’s children.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 11, 2021
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satanfeet

When someone doesn't have matching socks, and people keep commenting on how his or her socks don't match but they also don't want that person to take off their socks because they will set their satanfeet on their religious floors, and doom everyone around them.
"Don't let them show off their satanfeet!"
"Oh no, don't take your socks off or your satanfeet will doom us all!"
"Don't test me, I will grab my bible and fight your satanfeet! Scouts honor!"
by rlvmc May 24, 2008
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Satanic Slammer

(n) Bacardi 151 + hot sauce (preferably habanero based) in a shot glass chased with a pitcher of Milwaukee's Best Light.
For his 21st birthday, the dude had the honor of a Satanic Slammer.
by Vyvyan Messerschmitt September 8, 2010
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staanz

Synthetic cannabinoids such as spice & herbal incense.

Can be used both as a noun & a verb.
SMOKER 1: Yo, you tryna staanz after this?

SMOKER 2: Yeeaah man! Got the staanz in the bag! Smells like blueberries.
by FUN2201 November 29, 2011
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