bachelor's staple

Attaching pages together at the corners with semen, rather than a staple. Only used when normal staples cannot be found.

I needed to attach the pages of my final essay together before I handed it in, but I had no staples. So rubbed out a bachelor's staple onto the corners of the pages. Worked like a charm!

by DerfDerfNo1 March 30, 2020

Stapes

An extinct fruit, shaped like a hexagon.

"Look at this Stapes fruit fossil I just found!"

by scientestsdf September 1, 2009

Stapler nazi

Someone who takes too long with a stapler

Mike you damn stapler nazi! hurry the fuck up!

by Nick February 4, 2005

stapled

To "get stapled": Being a dumbass and trying to bench press more weight, or do more repetitions, than one is capable of without a spotter. Often caused by the presence of an attractive woman in the weight room coupled with a foolish ego. When large plates are on the bar and it lies across the chest of the weenie under it, it appears as though the barbell is literally a staple, immobilizing said weenie.

Look bro, that skinny little asshat got stapled trying to bench his own weight. Let's go punch him in the nads while he can't do anything about it, and then roll the bar over his neck... and then go do some roids... again.

by Eugence March 19, 2006

Stapes

an alcoholic Irish drink that guarantees to have the drinker drunk within three sips.

Sip One:
"Hmm. Johnny, this Stapes is good."

Sip Two:
"Johnny, boy, where did you get this, this.. what is this?"

Sip three:
"Johnny! Johnny, I - I think I LOVE you!" ... falls off chair

by proudto beirishman September 1, 2009

Staplenuts

Saying that you can kick someones ass, but backing out of the fight to prove that your stronger because you need to leave for india the next morning.

Kyle: Come on im stronger than you i can beat you why won't you fight now just to prove it.
Sam: Wow your not making any sense i know i can beat you but i have to go to india tomorrow and it could ruin my vacation.
Kyle: God fuck you staplenuts

by Fuckmewhileimhornyandcumonme March 29, 2010

stapleton

someone of extreme intellectual ability, good figure, great personality, the name usually paired up with the first name emma or another name similar to it. Those who are blessed with the greatness of such a name, usually others would classify as immortal or invinsible

oahh bois look at that chick - she must be a stapleton, shes fucking amazing
or
is that jennifer hawkins ? or a stapleton??

by cleveland indians October 23, 2008