what you use to refer to a person (mostly male) as a very boring and orthodox person. someone who only does the normal thing and not anything exciting.
person 1 "hey, me and the lads are going to the strip club on Saturday and make it rain on some pretty girls with stupid names like 'boner garage'. you wanna hit it up?"
person 2 " nah. i cant, i got to study for my exam coming up or my teacher will drop me of the course so quick; i wont even have time to cry about it"
person 1 "stop being such a standard geezer and hit it up with the lads"
person 2" yeahhhh, you right. fuck biology, ill study for it later".
person 2 " nah. i cant, i got to study for my exam coming up or my teacher will drop me of the course so quick; i wont even have time to cry about it"
person 1 "stop being such a standard geezer and hit it up with the lads"
person 2" yeahhhh, you right. fuck biology, ill study for it later".
by TOPDONJALAL March 3, 2016
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by StarChiId October 19, 2018
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The standard underscoah measurement system (no thats not a typo) is a specialized measurement system for certain communities. It is currently in use in The Kingdom of Bread. the system is a length based system, comprising of 4 different lengths,
The standard baguette = 16 in or 406.4 millimeters
The smoot = 5ft 7in or 1.7018 meters
The big boi = 1.7 mi or 2.7 km
The Italy = 706.25 miles or 1136.5992 kilometers
The standard baguette = 16 in or 406.4 millimeters
The smoot = 5ft 7in or 1.7018 meters
The big boi = 1.7 mi or 2.7 km
The Italy = 706.25 miles or 1136.5992 kilometers
by Apple Byter February 20, 2020
Get the standard underscoah measurement system mug.Jesse Standard Time (JST) is based on the present time zone plus 15 minutes. It's not a standard 15 minutes however and in some cases could be upwards of real-time plus 30 minutes or even 60 minutes.
The origin of Jesse Standard Time is somewhat unknown, but it’s believe it dates back approximately 40 years to 1969.
Jesse Standard Time was first discovered by the author of this term back in 1990. At that time JST was typically only approximately 5 minutes behind real time however over the years JST has increasingly fallen farther behind. Based on statistical analysis of JST over the past 20 years by a team of scientists commissioned by Father time it has been concluded that given the current rate of "time slippage" JST will be a full calendar day behind by sometime in August of the year 2044.
JST cannot be adjusted or altered by any known force in the universe. Many have attempted to compensate for the difference in JST vs. real time by adjusting schedules by up to 30 minutes in hopes to negate the effect. These futile attempts have routinely come up short and have been known to cause JST to slip even farther than normal.
This author recommends that those trying to ignore its existence or to resist JST should just accept it. JST should be embraced by all. JST is a very powerful tool and resistance to its forces will most likely negatively impact your daily schedule, but if used correctly can actually increase the amount of time in your day.
The origin of Jesse Standard Time is somewhat unknown, but it’s believe it dates back approximately 40 years to 1969.
Jesse Standard Time was first discovered by the author of this term back in 1990. At that time JST was typically only approximately 5 minutes behind real time however over the years JST has increasingly fallen farther behind. Based on statistical analysis of JST over the past 20 years by a team of scientists commissioned by Father time it has been concluded that given the current rate of "time slippage" JST will be a full calendar day behind by sometime in August of the year 2044.
JST cannot be adjusted or altered by any known force in the universe. Many have attempted to compensate for the difference in JST vs. real time by adjusting schedules by up to 30 minutes in hopes to negate the effect. These futile attempts have routinely come up short and have been known to cause JST to slip even farther than normal.
This author recommends that those trying to ignore its existence or to resist JST should just accept it. JST should be embraced by all. JST is a very powerful tool and resistance to its forces will most likely negatively impact your daily schedule, but if used correctly can actually increase the amount of time in your day.
Boss: "Hey Bob, where have you been? We start work here at 8:00AM... It's 8:20AM!!"
Worker: "I'm not late, I'm running on JST."
Boss: "JST, what's that?"
Worker: "That's Jesse Standard Time of course."
Worker: "I'm not late, I'm running on JST."
Boss: "JST, what's that?"
Worker: "That's Jesse Standard Time of course."
by jsfathertime April 22, 2009
Get the Jesse Standard Time mug.Similar to a double standard meaning that someone thinks that they can live/(do things) one way but believes that others can not do the same thing. This term is used almost exclusively when dealing with food
Nathan:"Did you eat that entire box of cookies because i wanted some"
Rick:"Yeah your point?"
Nathan:"Thats not fair you got mad at me last time I ate all of something, thats such an Ice Cream Standard
Rick:"Yeah your point?"
Nathan:"Thats not fair you got mad at me last time I ate all of something, thats such an Ice Cream Standard
by quickfire14 February 23, 2013
Get the Ice Cream Standard mug.P1: Bro, I went to Taco Bell the other day and it was 9 big boys!
P2: Ya bro, TB definitely fails the chipotle standard. Quality and price not on point.
P2: Ya bro, TB definitely fails the chipotle standard. Quality and price not on point.
by TheBigTen March 25, 2021
Get the The Chipotle Standard mug.Spencer: Where is Jeff? I thought we all agreed to be here at 10:00?
Ryan: True, but he is on McHale Standard Time (MST), so he won't be here until about 11:30.
Spencer: Oh right, I always forget the conversion.
Ryan: True, but he is on McHale Standard Time (MST), so he won't be here until about 11:30.
Spencer: Oh right, I always forget the conversion.
by Notorious REB August 5, 2011
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