Scab Stache

A scab stache is formed when a person picks, pops, or re-opens a wound on and/or above the upperlip. This wound is usually present due to the individual having cold sores.

Tony says "Hey man, whats wrong with your lip, you look like your wearing a Hitler mustache?"

Armando states "Oh, it just a cold sore I opened up, its a scab stache!"

Tony states "I told you, you shouldn't have cheated on your wife!"

by T-WOO April 21, 2010

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Reno Stache

A big thick mustache often worn by a cop, similar to the cops on Reno 911.

Look at that guy's Reno stache, he's either a police officer or a pedophile.

by holymolyhorsie March 15, 2011

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Funk Stache

When your mustache smells so bad the day after eating out a spoiled tuna taco you have to shave it to get rid of the smell.

Rugged was rudely woken up by his Funk Stache the night after a box lunch at the vagina diner with a hefty German chick in the park, so he was forced to shave it and grow a new one.

by Bookbagman December 5, 2017

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Pencil stache

The end result of a feeble attempt at growing a real mustache.

“Did you see Jake’s attempt to grow a mustache during no shave November?” “Yeah, it was pretty bad, it was just a pencil stache”

by Lootmon November 23, 2019

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hirugami sachiro

Is a precious cinnamon roll with looks that could kill. Immovable when it comes to the court but loves dogs and Kourai-kun more than anything else. Favorite style? Doggy style ;)

Person 1: Is that Hirugami Sachiro?
Person 2: He's so fucking handsome omg!!

by Avii_ October 28, 2020

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