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Squirtle

When a male lights their pubic hair on fire, and the female has to squirt to put it out.
squirtle is when a male lights their pubic hair on fire, and the female has to squirt to put it out.
by Iglooerrank600 March 17, 2024
mugGet the Squirtlemug.

Guitar Squirtle

The Pokémon, Squirtle, playing sweet riffs on a guitar.

Fun fact : If the guitar is painted to look like a pokéball, it is called a Poké-tar(Po-Guitar) Squirtle.
by TheRealGruffalo October 15, 2022
mugGet the Guitar Squirtlemug.

squirtling

A derogatory term for evil dolphins in the military.
Let's follow those squirtlings back to the ocean!
by radicalleftistacabblm June 9, 2025
mugGet the squirtlingmug.

Squirtle

My girlfriend had a squirtle last night!
by Bo bell June 7, 2021
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Squirtle (GPO)

Squirtle (GPO) is a VERY mid GPO player. He sucks balls and is very rude. He also friends with Penix_Jerker. Squirtle (GPO) is VERY mid at gpo br.
Did you hear Squirtle (GPO) threw another GPO BR game? Isnt that how GPO BR with Squirtle (GPO) always ends? Cuz he is ass.
by Cool_gamer123 March 17, 2023
mugGet the Squirtle (GPO)mug.

Squirtle squad

Women who are not ashamed to experience stress urinary incontinence while squatting or deadlifting heavy weight and proudly clean up the messes they may make.
Uhoh, the squirtle squad has arrived. I hope the gym staff refilled the spray bottles and paper towels
by thegymmenace June 23, 2023
mugGet the Squirtle squadmug.

Squirtle

Squirtle (noun): A tiny amount, usually water. Sometimes a cute Pokemon characer.

Squirtling (verb): An action that may or may not involve a small spurt of water. In all cases, it's considered cute and adorable and not in any way demeaning to women.
Squirtle is a Pokemon species that enjoys squirtling around.

Squirtling the water hose releases a squirtle of water.
by Squirtle Lady September 23, 2025
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