Squeeze Box

A wind instrument that the accordianis a decendant from. Most commonly used in Latvia.

"My Momma's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night" - The Who

by Stoich Boy January 30, 2005

run up and squeeze

To approach and shoot somebody.

"I'll run up and squeeze and put a hole in ya." - 50 Cent, "Places to Go"

Manny: "Bitch did you just step on my foot?"
Reggie: "Chill man, it was an accident."
Manny: "Fool oh no you didn't. I'm fin' to spark metal on yo' ass."
Reggie: "What?"
Manny: "I'm gonna ride on you, dogg."
Reggie: "What?"
Manny: "I'm gonna run up and pop you."
Reggie: "What?"
Manny: "I'm gonna bust a cap in yo' ass."
Reggie: "What?"
Manny: "I'm fin' to blast my gat on you."
Reggie: "What?"
Manny: "I'm gonna roll up and squeeze and put a hole in ya."
Reggie: "What?"
Manny: "I'm gonna shoot you!"
Reggie: "Oh ok. I really didn't understand what you were trying to say there. You've been spending too much time on Urban Dictionary. You should cut down on the slang if you want to get your point across effectively."
Manny: "Wow, I never thought of it that way. Now that you mention it, I should make an attempt to use more straightforward language in the future when threatening someone. Thanks for the tip."
Reggie: "No problem. See you later."

by Nicholas D October 1, 2009

Squeezer

A person who is holding on too tight. Most likely spent their adolescent years sitting at the front of the classroom as the obvious “teacher’s pet”. The term is usually only used in a workplace setting to describe people who stay back late, suck up to bosses, go above and beyond etc.

Don: Jacinta loves this job too much.

Mick: Yeah she’s a squeezer...

by Anonymity November 3, 2017

Ebenezer Squeezer

An instance in which a gentleman has to squeeze the base of his phallus just tightly enough to prevent any excretion of urine, semen ,Budweiser, blood, or any other human bodily fluid from escaping the urethra during any event that involves heavy farts and/or defecation.

Especially popular around the winter holidays.

I got so excited when I met Tom Selleck and his mustache, That I completely forgot how to Ebenezer Squeezer, and I piss-shat everywhere, I made a total dick-ass in front of the nearly handicapped Magnum: P.I. cast.

by Lee Richards July 11, 2010

Alcatraz Squeeze

When a male is sexually pleasured by his or another one's hand but in the painful technique of an Indian Burn.

I hated masturbating because when I was younger I used to do the Alcatraz Squeeze to myself.

by Carousel Carnie July 17, 2019

Surf City Squeeze

noun-

1. An ice cream and smoothie stand located in Spokane's Northtown Mall.

2. A provocative and rather unknown sexual move. It is sure to surprise the reciever, and possibly give her the best orgasm she's ever had. It is performed as such:

As you are having sex in your favorite position, you must wait until both you and your partner are close to climax. Upon reaching that point, you must abruptly stop, and leap up on top of her. In that leap, you want to land with one foot on her chest, and one on her pelvis (in other words, you're now riding her like a surfboard). After reaching this point, quickly grab her clitoris between your big toe and second toe. While she screams (and she will!), twist your body around while keeping your balance, giving yourself the right angle to empty your load into her mouth and all over her face.

Congratulations! You have just performed the surf city squeeze.

Man, I used the surf city squeeze on my girl last night. She howled like a banshee.

by Xeonai November 6, 2011

Squeeve

The best teaching assistant in the observable universe. He's young, pure, and is genuinely just trying to help in this cruel, cruel world.

Did you get Squeeve to help you on your homework?
Yeah—he's the best TA!

by yawwwnnnnn September 14, 2019