sex scarecrow

i am a sex scarecrow

vincent is very hot he is like a sex scarecrow

by sexscarecrow April 7, 2017

paper scarecrow

weird little paper things that just hang around and stare at you. they're pretty useless but some people said that if you feed them corn meal they'll love you forever.

person one: i found a paper scarecrow
person two: ew throw it away

by leidensallergictoavacados May 2, 2019

peanut scarecrow

Gray is the lord of the nuts

Gray is the peanut scarecrow.

by peenut5car3cr0w January 18, 2022

meat scarecrow

When someone is decapitated they become a meat scarecrow. There head to be replaced with a Jack O Lantern

A: Did you know about Kurt Cobain?
B: yea he blew his head off and turned himself into a “meat scarecrow”

by Hotdogcity422 July 24, 2022

The Scarecrow Theory

The idea that one of your friends are so chopped that good looking girls run away in terror, but they can pull because they don’t have a scarecrow.

“John is so chopped I can’t pull in English class, but he already has a girlfriend. He’s an example of the scarecrow theory.”

by Twigsteroonie September 3, 2025

The Scarecrow Theory

The idea that you can't pull because the people around you are chopped, NOT you.

I can't seem to find a girlfriend because John is low-key scaring the huzz away. This is known as the Scarecrow Theory

by gyatttoseethatgoose8147 September 9, 2025