Myspace Surveys

an insufficient way to waste time by letting random people know about you life, somthimes often putting in personal problems that nobody want to hear about. Founder: Sarah Palin

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by hardcorexxgrind January 2, 2009

Swurve

the practice of attracting and hooking up with the opposite sex.
Variation of Swerve
Used most often in a sexual reference.

"Gonna get my swurve on"

by CrashBang May 18, 2010

Surveyically Pissed Off

The feeling one gets after hand creating and filling out a myspace survey, subsequently clicking the "back" button, resulting in a blank forum.

My myspace bulletin just went completely blank! I am surveyically pissed off!

by yellowisnotmellow June 8, 2009

Survey crazy

One who is crazy about filling out Myspace/Facebook surveys.

Ty: Woman, you're survey crazy.
Jasmine: Get off my nuts.

by Maximz September 3, 2009

Price Surveyor

A customer, generally in a supermarket who stares intently at the old LCD screens made by IBM. Their purpose is to find the slightest inconsistency with posted prices with what the item actually rings up. Obviously they have no problem with a item that rings up less than what was posted, but they become outraged at the fact that a particular item rang up 15¢ more. This intent staring leave them helpless and oblivious to the outside world. Such as, lets say at Wal-Mart (where the customers remove the bags from the carousel), they just let a pile of bags form before you have to specifically ask them to break their gaze and do something about it. Either that, or they brought a person shopping to help them in these helpless stages of shopping

Cashier 1: Dude, why was that crazy bitch yelling at you?
Cashier 2: Well, I had five items ring up with a total of $1.58 over the posted price. Her total was a fucking $347.38.
Cashier 1: How could she tell? She must have had a lot of items.
Cashier 2: That bitch was a Price Surveyor.

by 0DeafMute0 March 16, 2009

Skurve

ghetto ebonics for a shoe. a skurve is the same word for a sneaker or shoe

plural. skurves

shamal- "yo son, check out my new skurves."
shandalier- "yea boi those are hawt, don't let nobody skuff em."
(*punk ass comes and steps on shamal's tim's*)
shamal- "you punk ass, you skuffed my skurves"

by bethany is a fat bitch snich ass punk ni**** June 18, 2006

surveyyyy

A personal survey typically filled out by fat teenage myspace whores about their own boring, pointless lives, while trying to find something to do with said boring, pointless lives. Taken from the habit of using at least four y's in the bulletin title in typical preppy fashion.

Bulletin title: surveyyyy

Question 1: How many times a day do you have sex? Leik at least 43 duhhhh.

by Sexie February 25, 2009