spunk trunk

A larger and more impressive version of the spunkstick.

She nearly passed out when I pulled out the spunk trunk!

by Irritatus Maximus October 20, 2007

Spunkface

A good looking man or woman. One so good looking that you would either spunk on her face or let him spunk on your face.

Fucking hell this place is full of spunkfaces!

That guy is a real spunkface!

by Lolllajam February 11, 2010

spunkslinger

1. A man who ejaculates forcefully enough for his jism to shoot substantially further.

2. An insult.

1. That spunkslinger did it all over her chest, man! This is such a cool porno.

2. Oh Jane, you're such a slutmonkey spunkslinger.

by nitrojane May 22, 2004

spunkflakes

when a bit of semen is "lost' after a withdrawal ejaculation, and dries on skin. Later when touched or brushed, it crackles like the sound of popcorn popping, and "flakes" off.

"Dude, in the morning when I opened my eyes, I saw she totally had
spunkflakes on her chin."

by evan99 July 26, 2006

Spunkgut

Basically means one of two things: (a) a whore who drinks lots of cum, or (b) a pregnant female.

(could also refer to a gay male who has been pumped full of spunk)

(a)"Yo check that dirty fucking spunkgut biatch!"
(b)"Is that a spunkgut or is she just fat?"

by jaijai binks August 10, 2006

Spanksky

Spanksky is a noun used to describe a pimp who has whipped bitches surrounding him/her. It can describe a situation, or a person. This terminology was origionally based in New York City, but has spread to upper New York as well.

Damn, that kid is so spanksky!

by Lilzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz January 20, 2013

spunkfest

Loads of stiff cocked gentlemen ejaculating at the same time most commonly observed at an orgy or a group of teenagers gathering to watch filth smug whilst skiving school.

Lets all skive and go round garys drum,watch filth and have a spunkfest.

by Cifco July 28, 2015